Awful Waffle

The most up to date, logical and accepted definition of the Awful Waffle is simple and, depending on your level of FET involvement, can even be fun…. The Awful Waffle is when a person, male or female, has their chest shat upon and then the steam laden pile of stool is smashed with either a badminton or tennis racket.
One thing lead to another, rounded second base, then third, and before I knew it she was standing over me, gifting me with a nice Awful Waffle… talk about a bonding experience! Loved it!
by RayRoomp June 23, 2025
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Neesha AW

an angel from heaven, a blessing to those around her. you'll know her when u see her. She reminds me of the forbidden fruit, so lovely, yet unobtainable. She is out of your league, loser.
'i just sharted because she is so beautiful'
'oh yeah, that's Neesha AW, you should attemp an introduction'
'nah, i smell like shart now'
by Hillsefoefriend August 1, 2022
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cough and awe

When a pandemic is used as a political campaign strategy.
The government’s response to the COVID-19 crisis has been extremely “Cough and Awe” lately
by Eaten Solee April 23, 2020
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Awed job

Work that is so incredibly well done that when people observe the results their jaws drop as their eyes take in the perfection of the work.
I knew right away that James was the mechanic who fixed my car because he had done such an awed job that it felt like I was driving a brand new car. It was perfect.
by You rReal Name May 16, 2023
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Aw nips

Hey dude sorry I crashed your car by accident
“Aw nips :(“
by Spider baby January 22, 2023
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awful

as long as it's not a Sonic Frontiers Gameplay Reveal, it's not awful.
by yfajpiodsf June 2, 2022
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