Coach Ivan sells drugs at Lake Needwood. He sells coke in liquid and powder form. He's worried that the government will track him. Thankfully, he has Amazon Alexa to help him. All he needs to say is "Hey Alexa, call Pedro." Pedro will then show up with Technoblade and Badboyhalo to take care of the government goons that may be trying to stop the deal. Coach Ivan can always rely on Alexa to get the job done. Amazon Alexa, available on Amazon or at your local Amazon warehouse.
by isa_chan008 November 12, 2021
Get the Alexamug. The sexiest queen in the world to ever exist and her birthday is September 1st. She always smells good and radiates a light yellow-pink ombré aura. All the guys flock to her and her body is coffee because tea isn’t strong enough to describe it. She doesn’t tolerate bs and has a motherly vibe to her. She is caring and open-minded, not being quick to hate. She is kind and cares for all of her friends. If you know an Alexa, cherish her.
by poopypumpkin May 26, 2025
Get the Alexamug. Nice but is kind of a pick me. You secretly dont really like her but you feel bad because everyone loves her.
by yassified333 February 4, 2022
Get the Alexamug. Alexa's my best friend and i love her <3333 she's so wonderful and beautiful in every way. she's too perfect for this world.
by ThatOneKid420 September 12, 2022
Get the Alexamug. Exactly your type. Is super cute when she’s blushing. But she’s the girl who always waits for the person they love to text them first. She gets happy when she wakes up to a “Goodmorning” text and to sleep with a “Goodnight” text. She’ll admit, She has been broken and she’s still trying to heal. But all of that is not a reason for her to be sad. She’s always known as the most happiest most cheerful person ever. But when she does get broken, She’ll sob like never before. Because, She loved, cared about you. But you let her go? Bro do you even breathe?
His friend: Man.. Why did you let go of Alexa? She was everything you could’ve wanted.
Ex: We wouldn’t go far anyways and I was just scared that I might hurt her.
His friend: Shame on you for loving her at first but knowing that you have to leave her.
Ex: We wouldn’t go far anyways and I was just scared that I might hurt her.
His friend: Shame on you for loving her at first but knowing that you have to leave her.
by TheSaddestOfMoons July 5, 2020
Get the Alexamug. Alexa is such a bottom when it comes to relationships.
by Ur moms gma.com October 20, 2019
Get the Alexamug. a big russian girl with a penis. a big penis too. sexy girl big penis. dont mistake her for the manufactured robot alexa, she does not like it😡
by cheeseballs773 December 31, 2023
Get the Alexamug.