Irish Jig Alert!

Warning that "Lord Of The Dance" is playing town.

A person sees an advertising poster for "Lord Of The Dance".

"Opps, Irish Jig Alert!"

by Brian Combe November 21, 2007

amber alert

A coded message indicating a need to urinate. See also umber alert.

(Driving Man) Gotta pull over. Amber Alert.

by twunch March 30, 2007

red alert

having to fart while at a bar.

yell red alert, your crew moves before it smells....

by brandi-charity July 2, 2008

Albertan Hob Goblin

When a guy kicks out both legs of his girl and when she starts standing up and shes on her knees he punches and breaks her nose so she looks like a short ugly Hob Goblin

Tim: Stacy was being such a bitch that I up and gave her a Albertan Hob Goblin!

Jim: That shits weak bro

by jekkie bates October 24, 2007

alera degray

She is Alan always triggered badass. She doesn’t take crap from anyone. She is cute in her own way. She comes off as rude when you first meet her but her friends now she’s different. She hides her real feelings inside and away from the world.

Oh there she is...alera degray

by Hellz yah May 1, 2018

Dick Alert

Some sort of indicator that a person is a dick before they do or say something that clearly proves that they are a dick. It could be a subtle statement or act or anything else that isn't overt, but hints that the person will later prove without a doubt that they are a dick.

When the cop said, "It is my job to get in people's business," it was a dick alert.

by Jugs455 November 22, 2009

Proximity Alert

When a penis gets hard from merely being in the same vicinity as a woman, even when there is no sexual cue whatsoever.

Similar to the sensors in sci-fi movies getting set off when another space ship comes into range.

She gave her boyfriend a hello hug at the restaurant. He covertly put her hand on his hard on. She laughed and said "proximity alert!"

by Vikyliz January 2, 2012