Multiverse agent magnet

Someone the multiverse agents are always after.

That guy/girl has been a multiverse agent magnet ever since he/she started trying to become the One.

by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021

Ramp agent

Weight and commodities accountant for a high speed aluminum tubing company

That guy is a ramp agent down there loading bags.

by LDrat January 29, 2022

secret agent bitch

When your partner acts perfectly fine in public, but as soon as you're alone they unleash all their anger/frustrations on you

Friend 1: Hey man, she's not like, you know, secret agent bitch or anything, right?

Friend 2: Yeah...she totally is. When we say bye to everyone and walk to the car, as soon as the doors close she starts screamin' at me

by Anterograde February 6, 2022

Rogue agent

Rogue agent is the drippiest mf alive

Yo rogue agent yo Jordan’s are fake

by Cccgggggtyyuujhggy February 25, 2022

IRS agent

They steal the green

I hope that that IRS agent shoves a gun up his ass for stealing my green

by Commit tax evasion May 29, 2022

Transfer agent

A person who likes to ask for money from people in a form of a bank transfer

Her: Baby do transfer for me let me be going home

Him: Ah! Baby you’re a transfer agent, anyway send me your account details

by Nothemba July 13, 2022

Secret agent poo

When you go for a poo and the weight and velocity causes it to a round the bend and escape the bowl. On top of that a true secret agent is when this happens that when you wipe your ass there is no poo on the tissue, it’s litterally so clean you could blow your nose on it. This is a true secret agent poo.

Wow it’s amaizing I never thought I would have a secret agent poo after that large mixed grill at spoons

by Unruly Captain July 28, 2022