A rodent typically under the responsibility of a spastic child drugged up on legal meth because they were diagnosed with ADHD for not wanting to sit in one spot for 8 hours straight.
It sits around making the most retarded and annoying fucking sounds you've ever heard in your life, chews on its cage and attempts to murder any living creature in its immediate vicinity through rapid and autistic biting.
It runs in its stupid ass wheel at the earliest hours of the night. They also usually die in the most random and vile ways imaginable.
Hamster eyeballs are also useful for boba, which is why boba is not vegan.
It sits around making the most retarded and annoying fucking sounds you've ever heard in your life, chews on its cage and attempts to murder any living creature in its immediate vicinity through rapid and autistic biting.
It runs in its stupid ass wheel at the earliest hours of the night. They also usually die in the most random and vile ways imaginable.
Hamster eyeballs are also useful for boba, which is why boba is not vegan.
Suzie: What happened to your hamster?
Marie: Oh, she escaped her cage and disappeared for a while, we found her next to our dog bowl. She escaped and somehow got into the ventilation, we had the heat on because it's winter, and it ended up cooking her alive. Then our dog somehow got a hold of her and left her near its bowl, then my dad picked it up thinking it was a burnt potato, and he loves burnt potatoes but it didn't look burnt enough to him. So he put her in the microwave for a bit too long until her body fucking exploded. We ended up paying our respects by using her eyes for boba which were somehow still in tact after all that.
Suzie: Boba does sound good right now.
Marie: Oh, she escaped her cage and disappeared for a while, we found her next to our dog bowl. She escaped and somehow got into the ventilation, we had the heat on because it's winter, and it ended up cooking her alive. Then our dog somehow got a hold of her and left her near its bowl, then my dad picked it up thinking it was a burnt potato, and he loves burnt potatoes but it didn't look burnt enough to him. So he put her in the microwave for a bit too long until her body fucking exploded. We ended up paying our respects by using her eyes for boba which were somehow still in tact after all that.
Suzie: Boba does sound good right now.
by grubscrub February 27, 2023
Get the hamstermug. by Peter-File101 September 8, 2019
Get the Hamster cockmug. She shines on the stage at night, but during the day she's chasin' that hamster wheel wealth at Mickey D's
by DPotort June 13, 2018
Get the Hamster wheel wealthmug. The sexual act of a male receiving fellatio while lying face down on top of a vehicle with his member hanging down onto the vehicle’s sunroof. The partner sits inside the vehicle, head tilted back, performing the act in a motion similar to a pet hamster drinking from its water bottle in its cage.
Man. I almost pulled a muscle climbing onto my car, but her performing the thirsty hamster on me was worth it.
by theBatman_75 February 27, 2024
Get the thirsty hamstermug. by WindowsDista July 28, 2021
Get the Hamstermug. by squinto August 10, 2024
Get the Hamster Overdrivemug. The best Hamster that ever did live. He was fast as fuck and a loyal little guy. Overall the best Hamster in the whole wide world.
by xXHamsterLover69420Xx December 20, 2023
Get the Shazam the hamstermug.