Derek Dugas

A person who’s determined to be #1 . They are extremely rare and care for you .

Derek Dugas are a human Ferraris

by Anymous 628363 August 26, 2022

Derek

Salad muncher

Grant: what did Derek have for lunch today?
Alex: you know what he had, he’s a salad muncher

by luskithegoat22 July 17, 2023

Derek's Asshole

The deepest, darkest hole known to man.

I slipped and fell into Derek's asshole today.

by David's Penis January 23, 2024

Derek

An adorable, sweet, fun loving yellow feller. Corkiest guy in the room and he won’t let you forget about it. Derek comes from the Greek work Theodric. Don’t get on his bad side or he will bust out.. in tears!

OMG Derek you’re so yellow!

Wow Derek you’re really glowing today.

by .Derek. November 23, 2021

Derek Parra

Derek Parra is the most hilarious, handsome, and all-around amazing person around. When you meet Derek, you can’t help but love him and want to be his friend. He’s SUPER smart and the most desirable businessman to ever exist. When you have a problem, he has the solution for it. He also knows everything there is to know, even when he doesn’t. Nobody has ever met a better person than him. We love Derek Parra.

“Did you see that girl’s boyfriend?”
“Yeah, that’s Derek Parra. His girlfriend Maitland sure is a lucky girl.”

by Licagirly November 23, 2021

Derek Whittingham

The most awesome person you will ever meet, the show Dragon Ball,Z and GT are depicted about his life, and how he gets "Whittingham Rage" through his bloodline. This person is IT, and by IT we mean HE'S IT, the one and only god that is amazing at everything he does, he is Chuck Norris' Father followed by his younger brother God, He smashed over 9000 girls box'. He is the hope of the universe, He is the answer to all living things that cry out for peace, He is protector of the innocent, He is the light in the darkness, He is Truth.... He is the Ally to good! and a Nightmare to you!!

Is it a Bird? Is it a Plane? No! It's Derek Whittingham!!!!

FUCK YEAH I'M AWESOME!

by The Energy Knight April 16, 2011

Audrey and Derek

Established at 10:53 on April 3rd 2025 when it was realized Nobody could fuck as good as Derek and Audrey.

Guy: damn you see that new girl? I heard she fucks like Audrey.
Guy 2: no way. Nobody fucks like Audrey except Audrey. And trust me, that ain’t Audrey. Nobody fucks like Audrey and Derek.

by Taylor-Taylor April 3, 2025