by Ethan132 March 13, 2019
"Yo Ben, who's that weirdo who keeps falling over while playing spikeball?"
"Oh, thats Derek, just ignore him he's blitzed."
"Oh, thats Derek, just ignore him he's blitzed."
by Greg Hazelet Sucks July 24, 2019
An absolute chad who is nice to everyone and a great friend. Nobody has a bad thing to say about him.
by Juice juice December 29, 2021
Derek is an aspiring fireman who tells people what they want to hear and then forgets he told you because his head is overwhelmed with anxiety and fear. Derek is a sexual closet freak and wants his butt licked. Derek will make you believe one thing and then forget you like a lemon drop. Derek is a Cancer with a hint of multiple personality and passive aggressive tendencies. He is dirty, sexy, cute, and serious when he wants to be. On the contrary he is the bipolar opposite.
by Lickyourownbutt August 18, 2019
A guy who may be strait but sucks a lot of dick he might have a lot of male friends but when he looks in your eyes he will take you home and suck your dick
by A guy named Derek November 18, 2019
Derek is that kind of boy that is mean and distant at the beginning, but more and more as you get to know him, he will become more and more adorable and kind to you. And when he’s in love, it’s so funny and adorable to see his quest to be with his soulmate, he’s simping hard. The thing is that when he’s sad or angry, you can feel his pain and it’s just terrible. He’s nice and actually funny, he can takes jokes and is hot asf like bro PUT YOUR FUCKING GLASSES YOU LOOK GOOD WITH THEMMMM
Oh btw he likes acting gay and fruity, but he’s straight you can date him girl ;)
Oh btw he likes acting gay and fruity, but he’s straight you can date him girl ;)
by lyneko101 December 13, 2021
by hsnaq October 25, 2018