Carson morford

A cherry tomato shaped man who turns red when angry. He is also known for going to the gym and vaping to look cool in front of his gym friends

Man quit being a Carson morford

by Bobby_Tha_MC January 7, 2025

carson

a friend who dresses like a manilla envelope, and is such a caretaker friend. He chefs up whenever you’re hungry and always makes sure you’re well fed. He is the spearhead of the sassy man apocalypse, and he rocks a turtleneck like a German milf. You’d be honored to be his friend. He is brutally honest but always acts out of the kindness of his heart. His kryptonite is a good ole glass of wine.

Yo did you see Carson out like a light with his room smelling like my grandma’s house?

Yeah he’s such a good friend!

by Bignoosa September 23, 2023

Carson

A mushroom looking man that brings bad luck
Never date a Carson.

Person 1) who’s that mushroom
Looking man?

Person 2) Oh, that’s Carson.

by Urmom2009 November 7, 2021

Carson

Someone who is annoying, has no friends and easily offended.

Stop annoying me, ur such a fucking Carson.

by skibiditoiletenjoyer69 July 25, 2024

dirty carson

When your boy is girthmaxxing and says something racist

What's up, big chief?

Man, he's being a dirty Carson.

by dagnel June 12, 2024

Carson Brown

A hot whore with a gigantic horse cock usually around 12 feet long. Doesn’t tend to know what a flag is and has a huge self esteem, thinking he is very strong.

“Why am I so strong?”
Oh, that must be a Carson
carson brown

by Greasylord November 12, 2018

Carson Remmers

Easily the biggest jerk. Thinks that he is all that but is not. only picks on kids smaller than him other than his best friend who is bigger than him.

Carson Remmers is an L

by elitebirdcrap March 20, 2023