Jake

Jake is a guy who plays video games all day. Which isnt bad until he cant get up so he craps his pants and he has no other way to clean it up. So, he eats it. Thats why his breathe smells like crap.

All the girls: I would never date Jake!
Gay people: Me too!

by TheUglyFish December 7, 2019

Jake

Jakes are knoggers who hate when other people don't listen to them then snap at then they also stutter and do the Jake push

Jake is such a knogger

by Même guy December 10, 2019

Jake

eats buggers and pees in school sinks

“bruh he’s such a jake”

by cuteassoverthinker December 27, 2019

Jake

A little bitch that likes to fuck around in school. No matter wat he will fucking bother you. And he will transfer to a red neck by reading an urban dictionary of a redneck.

Jake is a fucking jerk when it comes to school. jk.

by 1234556678909000 September 23, 2019

Jake

A pansexual adorable like bean that's gay as Hell

Wow, he's a total Jake

by The Pan Penguin October 9, 2019

Jake

A nice but guy that often puts himself down and always helps others. He never thinks of himself first only other people and is the gayest pansexual you will ever meet.

Who's that guy?
That's a Jake, careful I hear the gay is contagious

by The Pan Penguin October 10, 2019

Jake

One of the best guys he makes you feel like the world. You never want him to leave your side. Makes you feel gorgeous even if you don't feel it, he doesn't even make you feel that way when you with him. He is like a diamond-rare, but amazing to have.

Wow, jake just makes me feel like the world. I can't wait to see him again.

by Grace1313 December 26, 2017