Boulder Colorado's finest gym with its exceptional staff and state of the art equipment. You never know what you're gonna get at this gym location with its exceptional crack-heads meandering outside and its state of the art Karen's lurking for their money back. And don't forget that gym milf that can give you anything you need. What a place. Gotta love Boulder! Sometimes you have to wonder, is it even a real place?
Where would I be without crunch fitness boulder, swol frat guys, and leggings; god this place is like Christmas and its OPEN 24 HOURS!
by OHYESYESBABY August 21, 2023
Get the crunch fitness bouldermug. v. - When a man and woman preform a sexual act in a taco bell parking lot, putting a Cheesy Gordita Crunch half in, halfout the woman's vagina. The man proceeds to eat the taco and leaves the other half inside.
by TheOnlyFreak January 21, 2021
Get the Cheesy Gordita Crunchmug. by Teki May 31, 2023
Get the crunchmug. Just because Clapton Crunch cereal is enthusiastically touted by having da Great Eric "singing da praise" for it, this does not automatically mean dat it's truly a healthy food for humans... I would still wanna check da ingredients before I started gleefully shoveling huge spoonfuls of it into my mouth!
by QuacksO June 26, 2020
Get the Clapton Crunch cerealmug. by gruwief December 13, 2022
Get the crunched my nanmug. by Dlancelot December 19, 2017
Get the Captain Crunchmug. A very specific sexual fetish where you cum into the other person's asshole, wait for a while, and then eat the dried up cum.
Brian: Hey, did you hear? I had a crunch dessert from Jessica's butthole!
Matt: What the fuck Brian this is why we don't invite you over anymore
Matt: What the fuck Brian this is why we don't invite you over anymore
by crinch cronch November 27, 2018
Get the crunch dessertmug.