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YARD

1. Refer's to one's personal space and/or face-especially the personal space of a large fabulous diva in a club environment.

2. The area of the body that a bitch is sticking her hand up in when she's telling her baby' daddy he better pay his support or she's callin the law.
You better back the fuck out of my yard bitch before I rip that nickel weave right out of your ho head!

Get your damn finger outta my yard before I break it off and shove it up between your dollar tree titties, skank.
by sctopshelf January 31, 2010
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yardape

Those yardapes need to learn to control themselves.
by nick nameo October 28, 2006
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yardape

A young fellow who

A. Sets your garbage can on fire
B. Has intercourse with every female friend you have
C. Steals your child's red wagon
D. then rides said wagon down a steep incline at a high rate of speed
E. enjoys urban bolfing
F. Masturbates furiously
Jayson is the dumbest yardape ever - he took a dump in my washer and shaved my cat.
by Joseph K. Gunger September 30, 2003
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Yard Pass

Jail term for being allowed yard, or free time outdoors. This term can be used in reference to a wife or girlfriend allowing their male to partake in guys night or any other non-female-inclusive free time.
"Dude, did your old lady give you a yard pass to come bowling?"

or

"I got a Yard Pass from the ball and chain to go to the titty bar tonight!"
by Robopath December 27, 2005
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yard-on

n. An extra large hard-on achieved when particularly aroused, although still probably smaller then 3 feet.
His dick was so big, He had a yard-on
by yo'neill February 26, 2008
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yaged

Vanessa is a true trophy wife- she's smart, caring, and beautiful at the same time. She's so yaged.
by einsteinbaby March 27, 2008
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Yard Sail

Being of absent mind to the point of not knowing where you are, what you are doing, who you are, or where another party favor is.
"Dude, today is a Yard Sail type of day, I left my wallet in that dirty raver's car and threw up in my own mouth."

"You guys are totally Yardsailed, I love it, Rave?"

"She is strung out on 10 Zanex, she is a yard Sail"
by BodhiCypha March 25, 2009
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