yard-on

n. An extra large hard-on achieved when particularly aroused, although still probably smaller then 3 feet.

His dick was so big, He had a yard-on

by yo'neill February 27, 2008

lonk

v. German. To shit oneself on orgasm.

Dude 1: So you bang that chick last night?
Dude 2: I don't wanna talk about it.
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: It's been awhile since I been with someone and I was getting off and when I came, I instantly shit my self and all over my bed!
Dude 1: You F@cking Lonked!!

by yO'Neill February 27, 2008

moses effect

n. The effect a seat belt or bag strap has on a ladys tits.

Jeff: Did you see those tits there were parted like the red sea?
Roy: Some kind of Moses effect.

by yO'Neill February 28, 2008

putting toothpaste back in the tube

sim. Descriptive of the difficulties encountered when attempting sexual congress whilst less than fully erect. also: Thumbing in a slacky, playing snooker with string, pushing a marshmallow in a money box.

After I saw her face it was like putting toothpaste back in the tube.

by yO'Neill February 28, 2008

pisticuffs

n. A comical, drunken attempt at combat.

Those two blokes at the bar got into some pisticuffs.

by yO'Neill February 28, 2008