"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."
by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021
Get the Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Monthmug. by Xxxbigdlck October 21, 2019
Get the National smack your ex girls ass daymug. June 9th is the day of each year that every man (or person with both a dick and an ass), who also posesses a female significant other, sends her a picture of their dick and ass. It can be separate, or together, but both the dick and ass must be photographed and sent on this day, if mentioned.
GF; "Hey babe, do you know what day it is?"
BF; "Yea, it's June 9th. What's so special about it?"
GF; "Today is June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day""
BF; "Well, shit, let me get to taking pictures then!"
BF; "Yea, it's June 9th. What's so special about it?"
GF; "Today is June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day""
BF; "Well, shit, let me get to taking pictures then!"
by Katzleinne June 9, 2021
Get the June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day"mug. "Private, you ain't shuckin' and jivin' back on the f****** block! When I call your name, you better jump through your mother f****** ass and sound off!"
"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away ASAP, before Sergeant Cruz sees it."
"There's a firing exercise tomorrow... Chief wants us to jump through our asses and get this M198 repaired before daybreak!"
"They screw everything up at battalion and then we're the ones who have to jump through our asses at the last minute to fix it!"
"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away ASAP, before Sergeant Cruz sees it."
"There's a firing exercise tomorrow... Chief wants us to jump through our asses and get this M198 repaired before daybreak!"
"They screw everything up at battalion and then we're the ones who have to jump through our asses at the last minute to fix it!"
by Fuzzbean January 29, 2024
Get the jump through your assmug. This meaning is used for someone who want it to put in your ass, people who most commonly use this term really want it in the ass, the mum part is a way of saying the you have sexual relations with someone mother.
Someone: What are we going to do
You: I'll Put it your ass, like i'll put in your mum
Someone: OMG yess baby
I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum
You: I'll Put it your ass, like i'll put in your mum
Someone: OMG yess baby
I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum
by Daddybby November 14, 2019
Get the I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mummug. by bluebear April 3, 2025
Get the you dont know your ass from a hole in the groundmug. by Alhind69 July 3, 2022
Get the watch your assmug.