"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."
by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021
Get the Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Monthmug. by Xxxbigdlck October 21, 2019
Get the National smack your ex girls ass daymug. June 9th is the day of each year that every man (or person with both a dick and an ass), who also posesses a female significant other, sends her a picture of their dick and ass. It can be separate, or together, but both the dick and ass must be photographed and sent on this day, if mentioned.
GF; "Hey babe, do you know what day it is?"
BF; "Yea, it's June 9th. What's so special about it?"
GF; "Today is June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day""
BF; "Well, shit, let me get to taking pictures then!"
BF; "Yea, it's June 9th. What's so special about it?"
GF; "Today is June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day""
BF; "Well, shit, let me get to taking pictures then!"
by Katzleinne June 9, 2021
Get the June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day"mug. When you are so pissed at your brother and he calls on Thanksgiving to complain and thinks you give two shits so you give him an ear up your ass. —-anonymous
by Byebyekittie November 27, 2020
Get the an ear up your assmug. Today is the day to bend your girlfriend over and rail her in the ass!
February 20th is labeled the best day.
February 20th is labeled the best day.
Man fuck your girlfriends ass day is the best day ever you can fuck it no matter what since it’s that day
by Duderruder February 20, 2025
Get the Fuck your girlfriends ass daymug. To be so high and couch locked that you have to slide one ass cheek then slide the other in order to make it off the couch
by richgang7081 September 10, 2023
Get the Walking on your ass cheeksmug. by Deifiner111426 February 9, 2021
Get the KELP YOUR ASSmug.