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work the oracle

To go for a shit especially to get away from the wife and kids for half an hour and read the Sunday papers.
"Has anybody seen Dad?"
"I think he's gone to work the oracle."
by TezzyHead March 17, 2014
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come get this work

A term used to tell someone to come get some. Usually in sports
Bunmi: Hey Joe, come get this work in ping pong.

Joe: See you in 5 mins
by IndyHammer August 15, 2017
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work the shaft

When the woman stroke a man's penis until the man reaches climax and ejaculates.
wife: If you take out the trash I will work the shaft later on tonight darling.
man: Hell's yeah woman!!!
by DarkFreak1969 November 28, 2014
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Work

Going to work now, Dear.....may not be home for dinner.
by goodgrief August 31, 2010
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Work Girlfriend

Favourite female co-worker who you get along with really well and enjoy spending time with but in a plutonic way. She's your girlfriend between 9 and 5 without sex.
Guy: My work girlfriend said the funniest thing this morning.

Guy's actual girlfriend: WTF? you cheating on me? Why don't you go and tell your "work girlfriend" that you can't even shave your own ass.

Guy's friend: Only dumbasses used the term work girlfriend in front of their actual girlfriends.
by DClear April 28, 2014
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wonky

1. <adjective> Under the influence of ketamine.

2. <noun> A slang name for ketamine.

3. <noun and adjective> A term used to refer to electronic music with a distinctively off-kilter and unstable sound. The term is particularly associated with producers such as Flying Lotus, Hudson Mohawke and Dabrye; as well as with the dubstep genre.
1. "Oh man I am wonky as fuck, I can barely stand up!"

2. "Want any wonky?"

3. "The new Flying Lotus album's really got a wonky vibe going on."
by chemist_herbalist March 22, 2011
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work

An imperative phrase used to give praise or approval to another person. Often punctuated by a finger snap or, alternatively, the vowel can be drawn out to express greater consequence. Analogous to: “What you have just said or done is very impressive.”

Syn: you better work, shwerk
Rom: girl, I better dump my BF this morning…

Johnathon: work, bitch. *snap*

Rom: and I fo sho put all his clothes out on the curb too! lol

Johnathon: wooooooork!
by ETERNIA January 12, 2005
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