by danileeee July 19, 2023

Tess Patricia Miller is the most beautiful, ravishing and exuberant girl on the planet. Her astonishing blonde hair makes all the girls jealous, her AMAZING tiny Jaden Hossler light the whole room up and her TOTALLY NORMAL SIZED NOSE IS STUNNING. Tess always gives the best life advice in those real deep conversations, and is always there for you no matter what. Tess is the best, thickest, and funniest friend ever, and anyone whose lucky enough to know a Tess Patricia Miller should know just how lucky they are <3
Omg, she has an ass like a Tess Patricia Miller!
Damn, I wish I knew a Tess Patricia Miller š©
I wish my nose was as snatched as Tessā
Bahahahaha, you say sorry like a Tess Patricia Miller
Damn, I wish I knew a Tess Patricia Miller š©
I wish my nose was as snatched as Tessā
Bahahahaha, you say sorry like a Tess Patricia Miller
by Tessmillerlover123 November 8, 2019

The Shaun Miller challenge is where you scream āShaun Miller please rape meā into your bathroom mirror 3 times. What comes next is you wake up with an aching asshole, broken mirror, and diarrhea all over.
by big boy man June 15, 2021

by farmanimalsrock August 6, 2011

miller high life, its not light and it doesnt taste like moose piss. enough said. its miller high life love it or die.
by drunkasfuck January 6, 2008

by Jmagnus November 1, 2007

Quite frankly, the best damned beer ever produced. The drink of champions. Nick named "The Champagne of Beers", and it truly is.
Burt: "yo, you gonna hit up Shooty's Super Bowl party?"
Rudy: "Damn straight, got me a 30 pack of Miller High Life, gonna get me drunk up."
Rudy: "Damn straight, got me a 30 pack of Miller High Life, gonna get me drunk up."
by ric_IH December 16, 2007
