whimperbate

To simultaneously cry and masturbate.

When I saw how hot my new step-mom was, it made me want to whimperbate.

by Edc June 9, 2005

1-800-I-WHOOP-ASS

A hotline for women to refer men to who rudely hit on them in front of their significant other, or just hit on them in general.

Girl 1: "This scrubby ass guy try getting my number today."

Girl 2: "You should've told him 1-800-I-WHOOP-ASS..."

by Silvermold November 21, 2011

Whoop

Word used at Texas A&M University that is reserved for upperclassmen only, often observed at the end of yells or a way to express joy.

"Beat the Hell Outta TU! WHOOP!"

Professor:" The midterm has been moved to next week"
Student: "WHOOP!"

by Sawemoff November 23, 2003

Shoop da whoop

An internet meme involving a crazy "derp" face shouting "Ima firing ma lazor" followed by a huge blue laser coming out of its mouth with a sound of BLAAARRRGGGHHH.

A Shoop da whoop if a face saying "Ima firin ma lazor BBLLAARRGGHH"

by pepsi345 June 27, 2010

whoop whoop

the call of the juggalos... meaning wats up ninja.

whoop whoop mutha fucka whoop whoop

by juggalomuthafuckas August 1, 2010

whoop it up

To have (or anticipate) a good time; to participate in a wild and exciting event

also used as a form of acceptance: i.e. person #1: do you want a beer?
person #2: yah guy, whoop it up.

Man, I can't wait for the party tonight...We are going to WHOOP IT UP!!! oh yeah..

by swail May 28, 2004

whoop whoop pull up

Humorous exclamation said to interrupt someone leading a conversation down a very stupid line. Usually said in a dopey tone of voice.

It's supposed to represent a serious error on the part of a hypothetical pilot - they are crashing the plane right into the ground.

"So, why don't you call your dad or -"
"WHOOP WHOOP PULL UP, yo. My dad's dead."
"Oh. Sorry, man."

by Peter Smith September 20, 2004