kaden the whale

A dumb and fat creature

Kaden the whale ate all the food.

by Kaden the whale June 6, 2018

The Sperm Whale

When a man is about to orgasm, he shouts at the top of his lungs "AWOOOOO" and proceeds to jump into a pool as he climaxes

Christy: How was your date last night?
Amanda: Amazing! He did the sperm whale so we didn't have to clean up!

by Brwig September 30, 2019

Whale slob

A fat slob, usually with a bald head.

Oi, whale slob why can’t you find the cranberry sauce?

by Elgreat December 24, 2019

Beached Whale

Word used to describe people called Beth.

Person #1: Yo! Did you see the new girl called Beth?
Person #2: you mean beached whale?
Person #1: ya, her.

by TittyBuster78 September 15, 2020

Whale dork

The epitome of dorkiness.

"Dude do you know that girl Jamie?"

"Ah yea she's such a whale dork!"

by hawaii350 November 23, 2011

Perty The Whale

The retarted cousin of perry the platypus

A whale???? PERTY THE WHALE???!!!!

by Gog403 February 6, 2023

Whale tongue

An extremely fat woman's gunt.

Check out that fat chicks whale tongue....its hanging down to her knees....friggin nasty

by Hak44 August 24, 2009