This occurs when you get done masturbating and you try to wipe off the cum with toilette paper. The toilette paper rips and sticks to the side of your shaft. If you dont notice its there, it will harden and dry and form a hard covering over the shaft. Kind of like paper mache.
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"You're such a Wafer! Do you always listen to sad songs and loathe around with no purpose in life!" - Tom
"I just want to curl into a ball and eat ice cream while I catfish people whilst having no purpose in life. Leave me be, life is too hard," - A Wafer
"I just want to curl into a ball and eat ice cream while I catfish people whilst having no purpose in life. Leave me be, life is too hard," - A Wafer
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A Paddle Wanker refers to a minority of people who cannot bend their fingers back, thus emulating the shape of a paddle. They are complete wankers, who contribute next to nothing to society. They attempt to destroy as many oars/paddles as they can find, in order to justify their existence.
1) Whats the new kid like?
he's really weird, he can't bend his fingers back!
He's such a Paddle Wanker!
2) OH NO, my oar has snapped in half and we are stuck in the ocean....
...If only we had a paddle wanker to propel us to shore
he's really weird, he can't bend his fingers back!
He's such a Paddle Wanker!
2) OH NO, my oar has snapped in half and we are stuck in the ocean....
...If only we had a paddle wanker to propel us to shore
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