Scum-wad

A person who likes to play with used condoms

"Jimmy is such a scum-wad, he's always playing with used condoms"

by KingAbove18 November 15, 2021

Dick Wad

when someone cuts off pieces of multiple dicks and ties a rubber band on a “wad” of dick pieces

“Hey dude, I found a dick wad laying in my mom’s bedside drawer. They were still twitching and it freaked me the fuck out”

by emo mf April 9, 2022

WAD

WAD
W - Wet
A - Ass
D - Despair

Hey everyone
Nagito komaeda here
I just wanted to let you know
That uh...

I said certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet ass despair
Make that pull-out game weak

Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah

Yeah you messin with some wet ass despair
Bring a bucket
And a mop
For some wet ass despair
Give me everything you got
For this wet ass despair
Beat it up hajime
Catch a charge
Extra largе
And extra hard
Put junkos hand right in your face
Swipe your nosе like a credit card
Put me on top, i wanna ride
Blow up the island while im inside
Spit in my mouth
Look in my eyes
Hajime come take a dive
I dont wanna spit
I wanna gulp
I wanna gag
I wanna choke
I want you to touch that little dangly thing
That swing in the back of my throat
WAD

by LiterallyDyingRNUwU December 27, 2020

Jerk-wad ball toucher

This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".

Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.

by Everything's Rosie April 9, 2009