Wankers remorse 

Apart from the lonely feeling that one may experience after having a wank, there is also another kind of wanker's remorse. This is usually when the subject views some really good porn and especially in compilations. The subject is ready to blow his load, when the porn goes lame. Too late to stop the ejaculation, he is left with wankers remorse, the desire to have had his orgasm during a more intense scene/shot.

Also know as the Post-Porn Depression

He was enjoying the anal sex scene, but when he started coming, the video switched to a tittyfucking scene. If only he had come earlier, he would now not be enduring wankers remorse.

Wankers remorse by Jake D Snake January 30, 2010

Wankerchief 

A handkerchief, bandana, or similiair item used to wipe up or catch cum after/during jerking off. So called a "wankerchief" because it's used for wanking.

Paul's wankerchief was crusty and knotted from his pixie-sticks and porno adventure last Friday night.

Wankerchief by fubsish September 13, 2009

wanker shank 

the act of stabbing someone while they're wanking (masturbating)

dude, did you hear about fuqua? he got wanker shanked in the bathroom while he was ejaculating!

wanker shank by the Damon8r January 10, 2009

Wanker 

Wanker: An arrogant or pretentious person. Sometimes this word is used instead of resorting to 'Cunt' or 'Bellend'.

I always wanted to meet a Wanker, but then I met Brett.

Wanker by S86849 July 16, 2014

wankerist 

A person who's perfected the art of being a wanker.

This man is the wankerist customer I have ever dealt with. What a wanker.

wankerist by MrD. February 1, 2018

Wiki Wanker 

A person who alters the wiki entry of a person, place or thing to say something negative or otherwise malicious about said person, place or thing.

My neighbor just altered my wiki entry on Wikipedia and now it says I'm a 4000 year old troll who likes eating cow pies; he is such a wiki wanker.

Wiki Wanker by aerwin2 February 22, 2009

dog wanker 

Slang term for the most boring person you could ever meet. A Dog Wanker has a tendency to try and hold a conversation with you, despite the fact you show no interest in what he has to say. A Dog Wanker will never take the hint!

"I f**king hate that guy, he's a real dog wanker."

dog wanker by Irish84 October 28, 2005