Jack Valentine

White boy soundcloud rapper. Flexxes everything he has. Bit of a prick

He's such a typical Jack Valentine

by ItsYaBoi99 November 27, 2019

parker vale

When you cum, gurgle it, and then spit it out to re uses it as lube.

Hey man, you want to come to a movie?

Nah, I'm gonna spend my night doing a parker vale.

by TimesAreToughMan April 18, 2020

Goth Valentine’s Day

The Friday before Valentine’s Day, or Valentine’s Day if it’s on a Friday. Goth Valentine’s Day is at its peak if it falls on Friday the 13th.

“Happy Goth Valentine’s Day here’s some dead red roses”

by STABBHHGJFJCJ January 23, 2022

Belated Valentine’s Day

(1) What you tell people when you forget to tell them happy Valentine’s Day

(2) That thing you tell people when you kinda like them but you aren’t really anything. So being their Valentine would be a little much

Belated Valentine’s Day: “Yeah she’s cool, I’m definitely crushin on her. I texted her happy belated Valentine’s Day because I forgot to text her yesterday”

by Sir guuuunels February 15, 2022

Funny Valentine

The act of pursuing saint corpse parts to give america a better life in a patriotic way

Kid 1: Man his presentation on saving america and the saint corpse parts is crazy
Kid 2: Yeah he's such a funny valentine.

by distributedledger September 10, 2022

Valen

A sweet little guy, who is pocket-sized and always down for a good time. He will pick you up when you are down and will stick with you through all the bull. He is easier to find then a lepruchan and much more lucky to have around. If you ever catch one never let him go because he will always be a true friend.

"You know, with all the fake ass people out there I am glad I have a Valen in my pocket."

by MamiNatrix October 4, 2011

valentine

The New Year's resolutioner's that join a gym or healthclub in January, hog the shower and weight machines...and then will stop working out by Valentine's Day.

John: Bro, the gym is so crowded!

Colby: Don't worry, these Valentine's will be gone by mid-February.

John: Yea, one of them asked me how to open his locker....damn valentines.

by B. Hanback January 26, 2008