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i need a vacation 

What you say 1,020,920,989,263 times when ever it's true.Like me.I gotta get away!

resort vacation 

to lick around, or insert one's tongue into, another person's anal sphincter. More commonly used as a compound verb: "to go on a resort vacation".

It stems from the belief that giving "blow jobs", "rim jobs", and "hand jobs" should not be like going to jobs at all, but enjoyable, like going to resorts or on vacations.
Male prostitute: Hey baby, what can I do for you?
Greg: I would love to go on a resort vacation.
Male prostitute: Where's the resort?
Greg: In your nice, tight ass.
resort vacation by Erum September 25, 2007

Canadian vacation 

A mixed drink that includes one shot of tequila mixed with one shot of maple syrup.
He drank down the Canadian vacation and then made an awful face.
Canadian vacation by Tragoron January 10, 2008

corona vacation 

The two week period the CDC confines you to your home after you return from Spring Break in an exotic locale
First I went to Cabo, then me and my girl got caught up on our Netflix during our corona vacation

vegas vacation 

When you wake up married and a few months later you find out you're pregnant. The marriages usually last about 24 hours or the length of the vacation and then you two part your ways and we get another single mom raising a kid without a father.
Damn girls..I don't know whether to consider my vegas vacation good cause I got married or bad because I'm having a baby without any type of father.

Johnson Family Vacation 

The worst movie ever.
Includes a bunch a dum ass niggas