turd-blasting

v:turd/blast/ing-The act of having anal sex.

Kid 1: Is Billy straight?
Kid 2: No, Billy loves a good turd-blasting

by Aaron Johanson May 24, 2007

turd-muncher

The medical phenomena of a person's breathe literally smelling like fecal matter; a derogatory term for someone whose mouth smells like intestinal waste, or rotting protein.

"Go brush your teeth you little turd-muncher!"

by The Dirty Mouth of the South September 27, 2010

turd goblin

a person who always talks about poop or a term used as an insult.

stop being a turd goblin.

by Brian Smith November 9, 2004

turd biscuit

A hunk of poo that is reliquished from the anus in a shape similar to a hockey puck. These are a rarity.

Julia is so lucky, she unleashes turd biscuits on the dizzle, I'm so jealous.

by nutsmcphee June 26, 2009

turd smuggler

Anyone concealing and smuggling a huge reaking load in their pants and or diaper.

Grandma is being a real turd smuggler today.

by cheezestix October 31, 2006

turd polisher

A turd polisher is someone who trys to fix or improve somthing that is beyond help and definatly not worth fixing.

jac is a proffesional turd polisher he repairs ford pintos

by arm the homeless September 13, 2005

cooch turd

noun. Fecal matter excreted through the vagina. This is generally caused by the presence of a recto-vaginal fistula (a small tear in the tissue separating the rectum from the vaginal canal).

synonym: queefshit.

With no bathroom in sight, Brenda clenched her ass shut tightly, but much to her chagrin, her shit passed through her fistula and plopped out her pussy as a cooch turd.

by fauxbourdon December 4, 2005