Turbo Tuesday

The only day of the week that sniffing patsy is acceptable before the hours o8f 10am

Written by the all mighty "Sir Daley T"

Turbo Tuesday is the best weight watchers "CHAVVY"

by anonymous February 25, 2022

turbo dumpy

'turbo dump' or 'turbo dumpy' is a giant ass

“damn what i would give to have a turbo dumpy like her”

by sliceofacake March 9, 2022

Turbo Shandy

60% lager 40% breeza, drink in high proportions only.
Pour slow fast slow fast slow slow again then finish turbo fast whilst looking intently.
If you don't spill a bit, go again.

'Alwite moosh let's get on the turbos'

'Chavvie why you so pissed? sorry pal I've been on the fukin turbo shandies since 11am and its my stag do.'

'Me and my pals when to budpast and the stag got so drunk off turbo shandy he vibrated and caught cerebral pawsy'

by jamiemayte June 9, 2022

turbo geezer

An old person that looks old and acts even older.

I was visiting my grandma at the home and some turbo geezer wouldn’t shut up about the Nixon era.

by Straightfaxs December 26, 2022

Turbo Flutter

so if u have a car and have some goofy ahh turbo u know what this is for the ones that dont know its car part make alot of goofy horsepower. it goes stutututututu or psttttttttttt
ur smoll turbo make smol no stututututu only psttttttttt cuz it a weak ass turbo
ur big ass turbo will make big stututututututututututututututututututututu cuz it big ass

car: *turbo flutter* stututututu
sus carguy: wahoo

by FlutterCarzTik February 6, 2023

turbo love

When a dog gets very excited when they first see you.

My dog is usually so calm but hits me with turbo love when I walk in the door.

by Skoo_buh February 16, 2023

Turbo Tits

The thought of so many tittys going through your head at an astronomical rate that you can't comprehend.

Friend 1: "hey dude... are you okay?"
Friend 2: "I just had an insane case of Turbo Tits"
Friend 1: "yeah...*looks down*...someone's happy"

by Pusywater March 17, 2023