Guy 1: "yo as if this party wasn't the most terrible party ever..we just ran out of beer."
Guy 2: "dude this party is turdable"
Guy 2: "dude this party is turdable"
by DrayDero April 26, 2009
Get the Turdable mug.A Quirky Turkey is one who is prone to do things that are thought of as "unusual." The Quirky Turkey believes that behaving in this manner is actually way more awesome than behaving normally.
Jane let out a huge fart in the middle of class. "That was me!" She shouted proudly. Next to her, Johnny rolled his eyes and said, "That Jane sure is a Quirky Turkey!"
by cryss21 May 25, 2011
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When a skier or snowboarder is hiking the boot pack or traversing a ski slope while wearing a backpack and the person behind them pushes the off into the deep snow.
I Turtled em into the powder and the poor bastard was left there floundering with his arms and legs flailing like a turtle on his back.
I Turtled em into the powder and the poor bastard was left there floundering with his arms and legs flailing like a turtle on his back.
by Jib Slice May 13, 2010
Get the turtled em mug.When a buoyant turd starts to sink at one end causing the opposite end to rise out of the water. The turd will be unable to support its own weight and after only a few seconds it will violently break in half. The portion of the turd that was exposed to the air will come crashing down into the water and the two pieces will sink to the bottom of the toilet. Any corn or other undigested food unfortunate enough to be aboard this turd will be pulled under do to the vacuum effect the heavy turd creates as it sinks.
Dude, I just experienced my first Turdtanic. The splash got my ass all wet. I feel sorry for all that corn that was pulled under into a mirky cloud of shit never to be seen again.
by Jack Dawson February 6, 2007
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Get the Turbomacking mug.A state of complete confusion, uncertainty, disorder and chaos.
Often used to describe the personal lives of accountants and engineers.
Often used to describe the personal lives of accountants and engineers.
Stranger #1: "Jesus, what's wrong with them?"
Stranger #2: "oh they are in turmoil, their lives are like dry handjobs."
Stranger #2: "oh they are in turmoil, their lives are like dry handjobs."
by Thenicktionary April 24, 2017
Get the Turmoil mug.To spend money to "improve" or "pimp out" a worthless item such as a crappy car, dump of a house, or other such item. Usually done by spending more to upgrade an item than was paid for it but still not actually increasing the value of the item with these upgrades.
After Sam spent $1900 to pimp out his $300 rusted out, beat up, 1982 Celebrity all he got for his trouble was a gilded turd and credit card debt.
"My sister is a moron."
"Why's that?"
"She bought a $30,000 burnt out house in the worst part of town and spent $100,000 making it livable. Now she can't sell it because everyone who could afford it doesn't want to live anywhere near that part of town."
"Sounds like she's got a gilded turd on her hands."
"My sister is a moron."
"Why's that?"
"She bought a $30,000 burnt out house in the worst part of town and spent $100,000 making it livable. Now she can't sell it because everyone who could afford it doesn't want to live anywhere near that part of town."
"Sounds like she's got a gilded turd on her hands."
by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008
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