A place for lonely people to post fake stories that are to boring to be a yarn but to long to be an anecdote
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Get the 2012 Tumblr Aesthetic mug.A scientific term. Tumblr's Law states that when a Tumblr user directly mentions or implies that a joke is funny, the joke is no longer funny. This can be commonly done through saying that a meme is hilarious, but can also be completed through such an action as laughing.
When a Tumblr User (commonly self-identified by a person with an active Tumblr account) laughs at something that could be considered humorous, every living being within a 5 mile radius instantly stops feeling joy for a short time. After this event, the joke is no longer funny, and it can no longer be referenced.
The only potential Tumblr Users then have for humor is in creating jokes, but hopefully it is not attempted on Tumblr.
When a Tumblr User (commonly self-identified by a person with an active Tumblr account) laughs at something that could be considered humorous, every living being within a 5 mile radius instantly stops feeling joy for a short time. After this event, the joke is no longer funny, and it can no longer be referenced.
The only potential Tumblr Users then have for humor is in creating jokes, but hopefully it is not attempted on Tumblr.
(doge meme)
Tumblr User: this is so funny I have been laughing for 30 minutes and crying and shitting my pants.
Intelligent person: You just enabled Tumblr's Law on Doge, wtf??
Tumblr User: this is so funny I have been laughing for 30 minutes and crying and shitting my pants.
Intelligent person: You just enabled Tumblr's Law on Doge, wtf??
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Get the tumblr position mug.-Did you see that girl over there, she looks so good.
-Yeah, she's just Tumblr skinny, all clothes look good on her.
-Yeah, she's just Tumblr skinny, all clothes look good on her.
by corysaur May 2, 2017
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" I want to do a study on whether or not putting a top hat on a crab makes it have a better quality of life."
"This isn't the place for that shit, put it on Tumblr."
"This isn't the place for that shit, put it on Tumblr."
by A Stupid Intellectual October 17, 2023
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Dyl: What is Tumblr?
Phyl: That website is where the social rejects group up and unleash their madness.
Dyl: So more like of a containment vessel?
Phyl: Yes.
Phyl: That website is where the social rejects group up and unleash their madness.
Dyl: So more like of a containment vessel?
Phyl: Yes.
by Some Guy in the Tavern October 8, 2023
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