A position in which you sit on your lazy ass for around 13 hours and scroll your dash/ reblog pictures. There is no escape from this position. Sorry.
by Gatoradebottle September 10, 2013
The act of banning porn on an internet platform that basically consists of porn - and thereby banning itself into oblivion.
"OnlyFans announced that they are going to forbid sexual content!" - "Wow, are they really stupid enough to pull a tumblr?"
by TheKinkyScientist August 19, 2021
Well... is a sexy guy, the term goes from Tumblr, where girls used throw panties and bras to the johnas brothers.. whatever is the name written..
and with the fandom, many terms became popular such as the Tumblr sexy man, which stands for ; a guy from a famous (or not) fandom, needs to cover mostly of these characteristics.
Being tall, and white.
Dress well, by defect with suit or elegant, with a soybean complexion physique, being a main villain or known one.. or just having a bad side.
Even though the criteria varies, like for example, sans from undertale is mostly consider a tumblr sexy man, bill cipher too!.
And they might be goes for categories.
and with the fandom, many terms became popular such as the Tumblr sexy man, which stands for ; a guy from a famous (or not) fandom, needs to cover mostly of these characteristics.
Being tall, and white.
Dress well, by defect with suit or elegant, with a soybean complexion physique, being a main villain or known one.. or just having a bad side.
Even though the criteria varies, like for example, sans from undertale is mostly consider a tumblr sexy man, bill cipher too!.
And they might be goes for categories.
by yesimveryobessedwithpuppets July 28, 2024
An artist,typically from tumblr that edits animated characters (mostly anime and manga characters) and edits them so they look real.Mostly by editing eyes to make them look like human eyes.
by keepscrollingkeeplooking October 9, 2020
Back in the day before pornographic content was banned from tumblr there was the greatest porn of all time. Anyone whoâs gen z, kinky and has parental issues was most likely raised by it. The content on tumblr majorly differed from other platforms as it offered a lot more for the bdsm community. The comfort that one can get from a bdsm relationship lured in tons of teens. Besides that the platform was full of posts supporting anorexia and self harm which it why even though it may have seemed comforting it most likely damaged you.
In conclusion: If you got on the tumblr trend in the early 2010s youâre most likely bisexual, kinky and depressed now. Now you either have no sex drive at all or youâre an addict. Chances are high you follow Dannypahntom.exe, Birlap_ or Brandonthelover on TikTok. Oh and you most likely have horrible body dysmorphia because of the unrealistic beauty standards on there. And you didnât peak in highschool. (i dont make the rules) You probably prefer wattpad, fake scenarios, Twitter and Hentaihaven over pornhub and you still use pinterest or even tumblr to search up shit that includes âaestheticâ.
bonus points if you write in all lowercase, own stuffed animals or a maid costume and use <3; :); :D
if this sounds like your s/o please learn about non-sexual domination/submission and get a mirror in front of your bed - thanks in advance
In conclusion: If you got on the tumblr trend in the early 2010s youâre most likely bisexual, kinky and depressed now. Now you either have no sex drive at all or youâre an addict. Chances are high you follow Dannypahntom.exe, Birlap_ or Brandonthelover on TikTok. Oh and you most likely have horrible body dysmorphia because of the unrealistic beauty standards on there. And you didnât peak in highschool. (i dont make the rules) You probably prefer wattpad, fake scenarios, Twitter and Hentaihaven over pornhub and you still use pinterest or even tumblr to search up shit that includes âaestheticâ.
bonus points if you write in all lowercase, own stuffed animals or a maid costume and use <3; :); :D
if this sounds like your s/o please learn about non-sexual domination/submission and get a mirror in front of your bed - thanks in advance
example 1:
person 1: âeverything on the hub makes me cringe for some reason, i spend ages scrolling to find something goodâ
person 2: âi miss the old tumblr, never failed to satisfy meâ
example 2:
person 1: âdo you remember og tumblr?â
person 2: âisnât that where anorexic girls used to post pics in shorts with depressing quotes?â
person 1: âso what youâre saying is; youâre a vanilla?â
person 1: âeverything on the hub makes me cringe for some reason, i spend ages scrolling to find something goodâ
person 2: âi miss the old tumblr, never failed to satisfy meâ
example 2:
person 1: âdo you remember og tumblr?â
person 2: âisnât that where anorexic girls used to post pics in shorts with depressing quotes?â
person 1: âso what youâre saying is; youâre a vanilla?â
by owotills February 16, 2022
Intentionally meant to sound innocent when in reality the user is deliberately viewing pornogrpahic content or pages that are NSFW.
Guy: hey whatâre you up to?
Girl: not much buying a palette on hush.com you?
Guy: just Tumblr scrolling right now.
Girl: oh cool.
Guy: *breaks the fourth wall and smirks at the audience*
Girl: not much buying a palette on hush.com you?
Guy: just Tumblr scrolling right now.
Girl: oh cool.
Guy: *breaks the fourth wall and smirks at the audience*
by Elkrisreal December 6, 2017
-Did you see that girl over there, she looks so good.
-Yeah, she's just Tumblr skinny, all clothes look good on her.
-Yeah, she's just Tumblr skinny, all clothes look good on her.
by corysaur May 2, 2017