tumblr daddy

Characters (mostly main protagonists/antagonists from indie franchises) that are sexualized and simped on by a bunch of LGBTQ+ kids from tumblr.

Examples like:
Baldi - Baldi’s Basics
The Onceler - The Lorax
Bill Cypher - Gravity Falls
Black Hat - Villainous
Bendy - Bendy and the Ink Machine
Sans - Undertale

(chances of your character being a tumblr daddy can increase if your character wears a comically long top hat.)

“omg did u see that pic of rick’s hot ass on tumblr??

yass he’s such a tumblr daddy uwu”

by Kakathegreatest December 13, 2021

Tumblr

A social media app for college-aged intellectuals and professionals to go on and say the stupid things they could never say otherwise without scrutiny from their peers

" I want to do a study on whether or not putting a top hat on a crab makes it have a better quality of life."
"This isn't the place for that shit, put it on Tumblr."

by A Stupid Intellectual October 17, 2023

Tumblr

(noun) failed dashcon organization

"Wait, did you say 'sad little ball pit in the middle of nowhere and no one showed up'?"
"Yeah, you heard me right, I did say 'Tumblr dashcon 2014'."

by I.388972 November 24, 2021

Tumblr Story

an article, essay, editorial, etc. remembered years after you saw it on your tumblr dashboard. These stories, often highlighting a cultural or societal issue, must be taken with a grain of salt due to their questionable validity, accuracy, and truthfulness.

In the 1980s, a Japanese girl was kidnapped, tortured, and raped by four of her schoolmates. After a few weeks, the girl died from her injuries, and the boys weren't charged with any crimes. This is a tumblr story because the details highlight sexism and rape culture, but whether or not the story is true is unclear.

by Joshua Connor Moon November 18, 2019

Tumblr

If youre looking for Rule 34 posts but finished the entirity of DeviantArt, then this is your place. Not as much but still too fukin bad for your mortal eyes.

Oh boy, i just jacked off to a Gohan x Android 21 fanfic on tumblr

by cesky April 28, 2020

tumblr scrolling

Intentionally meant to sound innocent when in reality the user is deliberately viewing pornogrpahic content or pages that are NSFW.

Guy: hey what’re you up to?

Girl: not much buying a palette on hush.com you?

Guy: just Tumblr scrolling right now.

Girl: oh cool.

Guy: *breaks the fourth wall and smirks at the audience*

by Elkrisreal December 5, 2017

tushy tumblr

Someone who sits on their ass all day looking at tumblr jacking off

Corbin is a real tushy tumblr.
Guys I sat on tumblr all day jacking off,

You're a fucking tushy tumblr.

by Tyler's dick sweat February 13, 2017