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Travelino Blog

Travelino blog is a blogger who focuses on travel and aviation. He makes trip reports, planespotting and other videos on his youtube channel as well as posting blog posts on his website.
He is called Travelino Blog
by Travelino Blog August 31, 2019
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taint traveller

A person who occasionaly changes platform at Baker Street. i.e. A person who during intercouse will occasionly withdraw their penis from the vagina, cross the taint (or guiche if you prefer, and then procede to insert their penis into the woman's crumhole.
That Barty is a raving taint traverser, we all know he likes a bit of brown love when he can get it.
by Jibber87 June 13, 2005
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Travel Wife

A person who takes very little time to get ready for the day and would be an ideal travel companion for a businessman or politician. It is not uncommon for this person to wake up less than 5 minutes before they leave the house. The difference between a travel wife and a nasty slob is a travel wife always looks very put together and no one would know they get ready in 45 seconds. Travel wives come in many different flavors the most popular being persian.
Husband: "So I got up to use the restroom on the plane and in the amount of time it took me to get back my wife had already done her hair and make up."
Friend :"Wow Yasi is the perfect travel wife"
by lampgluepencil May 21, 2011
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time travel

The phenomenon that happens when you urinate, ejaculate, and defecate all at once.
by Jcakes October 19, 2004
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Time Travel

When one is shitting while receiving oral sex, if said person drops a turd at the exact moment of ejaculation, then said person is then instantly time warped to a random place in time while sitting on the toilet.
DUDE, I was getting a blumpkin yesterday and you'll never believe what happened!!!!! I blew my load and next thing I knew I time traveled to the 1800's on the shitter!!!
by Sir Mikey P February 24, 2011
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Travel PTSD

Like PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder), but what happens when a person comes back from vacation. Symptoms include:

-having the feeling that one has returned home too soon
-missing the vacation place
-feeling disconnected
-inability to focus on everyday tasks
-unexplainable happiness

Abbreviated as tPTSD
After getting back from Hawaii, I still haven't been able to recover from my Travel PTSD
by Deathgleaner July 14, 2010
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Travel Ice Hockey

The great display of ice hockey players that actually play ice hockey unlike faggots in inhouse hockey.
Most travel ice hockey players go on to play for their schools varsity team in ice hockey
by FreshmanVarsityIceHockey August 10, 2009
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