turd monkey

In Quebec, the ape who follows the first monkey and the second monkey.

We liked de first two monkeys, but de turd monkey trew de sheet at us.

turd monkey by Lordofspam January 13, 2009

turd burgler 

1. A male who is frequently the main penetrator in anal sex (with either a male or female).

2. A petty thief of fecal matter.

Yeah, it's all good till the pooper starts fighting back, isn't it? Turd burgler. I guess her @$$ didn't like that one.

turd burgler by frieze July 14, 2003

turd knocker 

An undesirable person who is outside the mainstream, especially in the general area of social competency. You wouldn't want to go camping with a turd knocker, and you certainly wouldn't want him nailing your sister.

Although our dear president is clearly a turd knocker, Hugo Chavez ought not to call him names because our president is OUR turd knocker.

turd knocker by hoze-a November 11, 2006

Turd Tucker 

An individual who uses his penis to tuck turds into his partners ass.

Timberlake is such a Turd Tucker

Turd Tucker by Johnny Dogrib February 22, 2009

turd burglar

A homosexual male.

He's not attracted to women, he's a turd burglar.

turd burglar by Choccy Log July 9, 2016

turd burglar

A person who looks through the cracks of a bathroom stall to see the person in there.

"Cover your face, the turd burglar is back!"

turd burglar by chase May 13, 2005

Turd Burglar

n: One who repeatedly trys to open a locked bathroom stall door

I was minding my own business when the office VP came and kept trying to get into my stall! What a Turd Burglar!

Turd Burglar by Ryan Shizzle March 13, 2003