Go hug a tree

It’s a nicer way of saying “go fuck yourself”. Kinda of like I don’t need your anger, realease it on a tree.

Becky: “ You look like trash today Lydia”
Lydia: “Go hug a tree Becky”

by madcat00 June 1, 2018

Jizzum Tree

A common tree in the Northeast that when in bloom it has the awkward smell of semen. College campuses, particularly in Pennsylvania, are covered with these trees making it a standing joke at all universities to walk outside and smell the Jizzum Trees.

Welcome, parents, to Millersville University. It may smell like sex is in the air but I assure you it is not your 18 year old daughters getting a Moose Knuckle for the fist time. It is only the Jizzum Trees in full bloom.
Right this way is the school Dining Hall....

by NB27 June 17, 2008

Tree Frog

A mythical brand of beer popular in the 1960s. It never existed, but it sure was good!

Wish I had me a Tree Frog Beer to suck on right now!

by Sneaky Snyde May 30, 2005

tree surfing

(adjective) riding and doing tricks on a skateboard deck that has been hung from a tree with a bungee or rope over a body of water, like a river.

Did you go tree surfing today?
Renee and Truman did some crazy tricks while tree surfing today.

by jay October 5, 2004

Plant a tree

When you're about to watch 100 pornhub videos. Usually when you're about to blow a huge load

friend 1: bruh i'm bout to plant a tree today.
friend 2: yeah, go green!

by cuckinfunt September 6, 2017

Christmas-Tree Dick

A penis that starts off thick at the bottom, and ends up thin the top.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

cat stuck up a tree

cat stuck up a tree refers to news, especially local news which is utterly pointless and of no interest to anyone whatsoever but talentless hacks put it on the telly nevertheless.

talentless hack from Border Television's Lookaround: "We are coming on live and exclusive coming from Hawick where there is a cat stuck up a tree"

by Ryan Dollard November 26, 2006