dig a ditch and pop in it the toaster

The act of Anal sex.

George had always wanted to experiment with his wife, so he dug a ditch and popped it in the toaster

by Danny Provalone June 21, 2006

fish toaster

Alternative Name for the Female genitals

I jammed it in her fish toaster

by RichAustralia November 1, 2006

Throat Toaster

deepthroat with the tongue on the balls and pull out when done while finishing on the forehead and smeared on like butter.

I stuffed my loaf into that girls throat toaster!

by K-TRAF TEN FOOT January 3, 2008

Toaster Head

The act of toaster head is fulfilled when a female carries out the act of biting and grinding her teeth together while giving a male oral satisfaction.

"Dude, my dick hurts after Nicole gave me toaster head. I'm putting on some icy hot and going back to World of Warcraft."

by Toaster Head Effender March 18, 2009

Taystee

noun: The exclamation of something good, referring to a situation in context

When you are able to slam a beer faster than anyone else in the room, or inbibe more alcohol, someone may say, "taystee". The longer drawn out the tay- portion of the word, the better or more challenging the feat performed was.

by kelly November 11, 2003

toasted bunny

A bunny who lives in a toaster. It may look like the bunny is in pain, but no, the bunny enjoys being in the toaster. He is not harmed. If the toaster runs away, as it is liable to do, the bunny finds another toaster. Toasted bunnies are a delicacy in the land where the sky is green and Polly pushes Matthew off a cliff. Occasionally Matthew pushes myself off a cliff. . .then I land on Polly and I am in pain. Any-hoos, please don't try putting bunnies in toasters at home. Unless the sky is green. . . . .

One contemplates the toasted bunny is in pain.

by Grant0 February 21, 2004

Toaster

Any person who claims to be of the opposite gender, identifies with a non-binary gender, or is not a cis male or female.

Example 1:
Ryan: "Damn, that girl is one hell of a toaster!"
Tom: "Is she even a girl?"

Example 2:
Ryan: "If we get to choose any gender can I be a toaster?"

by BlueSmoke60 November 5, 2017