Tosting

Toilet-Posting. Posting on blog or some social networking applications while on the toilet. With the popularity of the internet and new Facebook and mySpace apps on Android, IPhone and Windows phone operating systems, more people are scanning the internet while sitting on the toilet. When they decide to post something from that seat, they are tosting.

I was reading your wall while pinching one off and could not resist tosting my two cents.

by 73kg May 4, 2010

torting

Torting is to hit the booty of a goat while screaming "I'M GONNA SWING FROM THE CHANDELIER" at the top of your lungs. Future tense: will tort, past tense: torted.

"Okay, stand up, you can sit down cause Im gonna start. Torting is hitting the booty of a goat while screaming Chandelier by Sia at the top of your lungs, kay?"

by moonfuzzwolf05152 July 26, 2018

Eiffel Tower Texting

This event occurs when two or more guys send you the exact same text message at the same time. Often times asking such things as "Where's the beer", "Where are you at?", or Bring some beer.

Mike: Yo Matt and Chris are Eiffel Tower Texting me left and right, asking about this beer.
Jeff: Lets make this beer run quicker.

by The_Proffesor July 11, 2011

plural texting

The act of pretending to send a text message to a group of people by using plural words, in order to either
a) seem less personal, in order to avoid confrontation
or
b) seem less like a stalker when you text someone a million times a day

Greg recieves a text message from Aimee that says "Hey, whats up homies?"
Greg: Hey, did anyone get that text from Aimee?
Jordan: Nope, she must be plural texting you man.
Greg: Man, she's been doing that all week, but it totally seems impersonal because she keeps using plural words, so she is totally not a stalker.

by lettherebeaubrey February 18, 2009

textingophile

Textingophile is one who loves texting, a little too much, were it gets annoying.

This guy is such a textingophile, he never stops sending me texts.

by e-moohaha-mi December 25, 2008

texting trance

A strange phenomena in which a person who is currently sending or reading a text is completely oblivious to the outside world and will not respond to verbal or physical stimuli made in their general direction. Will often evoke anger in people who are trying to talk to the texter.

Trudy: Someone just texted me...
Mark: Who was it Trudy?
Trudy: ......
Mark: Hey dickwad answer me *full hand slap in the face*
Trudy: ......
Cecilia: He won't answer you Mark, he's in a texting trance
Mark: I hate that cunt ass nigger bullshit

by Bigry5959 November 15, 2010

Texting Sherpa

A person who helps guide you so you don't bump into anything or anyone while you look down and text.

Hey, I need to get back to Scott. Do you mind being my texting sherpa as we head to the car?

by greenolive November 19, 2010