tons-o-fun

A quantitative measurement of fun dealing with an amount of fun that is over 2000 pounds or more. Usually used sarcastically.

I told Megan that talking to Doug and Josh sounded like tons-o-fun.

by Matt March 9, 2005

tonsil hockey goalie

one who is on the catching end of the game.and a good goalie never lets a shot by.

hey tiffiny is the best tonsil hockey goalie on the team. she has never let one shot past.yes sir caught every one.

by antous on topolots April 1, 2008

[tonsilities]

tonsilities - A Mother who has just been diagnosed with the medical condition tonsillitis - At the same she has many responsibilities.

Extremely contagious through Facebook texting...!

Mother on Facebook - Grrrrrrr I have tonsilities again....!!!!!

Mother's freind response - ME TOO!!!!

by Chrisso.Australia August 6, 2009

Tons-o-fun

A large or morbidly obese woman.

Hey dude check her out, she'd be tons-o-fun in bed !!

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

Baging Tons

A term a drug dealer uses to tell his buddies he re-upped and got a new supply.

Hey man, I got baging tons.

by ganja g October 28, 2010

tools

Short for Pro Tools, an industry grade audio suite used in 110% good studios around the world.

See the definition of Pro Tools.

by 3EB July 27, 2005

tijuana toolset

A tijuana toolset is the tool set used by mechanics in Mexico for auto repair. The tijuana toolset consists of a crescent wrench, a hammer, a pair of vice grips, and sometimes a screw driver.

When Juanito's Mexican Taxi broke the transmission, Jorge installed a used one with his Tijuana Toolset.

by Jackball April 29, 2005