tampon

A new age bandage for extreme bleeding.

"I just cut my arm, it is bleeding very badly, do you have a spare tampon?"

by wantsome August 12, 2004

burning tampon

smoking a Huge fuckin joint

Fuuuuuck

by potatosalad420 October 31, 2003

Tampon Fishing

When you accidentally f**k your girl while her tampon is still in her pussy, thereby pushing it deep into her vagina. When you finish intercourse, you have to retrieve the tampon and "fish it" out of her vagina.

Guy (while fingering his girl after sex): "Uhh, I feel somethin' fuzzy in there"
Girl: "Oh sh*t, that's my tampon, can you get it out?"

Guy (to friend): "had to go tampon fishing last night...f**k man, never again."

by randomentry123 June 24, 2011

Tempo

Best team goin

Tempo4Sam

by Yuppacoa May 13, 2019

temporary sanity

The notion of temporary sanity argues that a defendant was sane during the commission of a crime, but later reverted to their insanity after the criminal act was carried out. This legal defense is often used to defend individuals who have committed highly reasonable, completely normal crimes of passion which any sane person could have committed and probably would have done, given opportunity, means and motive.

My client is too crazy to have ever committed the crime with which he has been charged. He can't tell a gun from a Pez dispenser. But for one fleeting moment he wasn't himself, okay? He fell under the grip of temporary sanity and took out the most corrupt politician this country has ever know. Look at him now, wearing his MAGA hat in court. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, he is very clearly insane.

by Monkey's Dad March 7, 2020

Tomboy

A rare type of female that's currently endangered, and posses interests, mannerisms, and hobbies of your average male. girls only turn into tomboys if they are exposed to the outdoors in their childhood, they can be classified in mild, full, or extreme. Mild tomboys are more common, while extremes are virtually non existent.

(word of advice, not all tomboys are lesbian, but all tomboys are reverse traps)

Could be You: Need tomboy gf to wrestle and play video games with.

by asdadasdfafasd March 25, 2021

Tomboy gf

The only thing that truly matters

That's the definition of tomboy gf

by Eggman 2 November 2, 2022