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ocala nuts

The Ocala Nuts is defined as the ultimate poker hand in No Limit Texas Hold' Em. It is unbeatable and impossible to lose with; it is much better than pocket rockets. It is J9.
"Wow I can't believe I just flopped a straight with the ocala nuts. Do I run good or do I run good?"
by Tilted Wolf February 5, 2014
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nut lag

I'm experiencing a nut lag
by Britztits November 19, 2016
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fast nut

Trying to nut within minutes of your parents coming home to find you jerking off to hazbin hotel porn.
Bro I had to make a fast nut last night cause my dad got home from getting milk at the store.
by sponge tea December 16, 2019
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taking the nut

when you are sucking a penis and the person ejaculates in your mouth and you swallow it
stacy likes taking the nut because she says spitters and quitters
by taking the nut July 8, 2017
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nut driver

When you are having anal sex and pounded so hard that his balls slip in too.
Jackie was walking funny all day. She said she had a nut driver last night!
by stevleen January 3, 2017
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No Nut Forever

The most complicated challenge of all time, No Nut Forever. If you take this challenge, there is only 1 rule - DON'T NUT.
man 1 - yo homie u nuttin on yo girl?
man 2 - nah, im doing the no nut forever challenge
man 1 - good luck man
man 2 - thanks homie ill need it
by nickisfat December 25, 2020
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Nut Butting

When a man and another man ride a motorcycle together. Named that because the one mans nuts touch the other mans butt.
Paul: Hey Aaron, wanna take a ride on my new bike?

Aaron: Maaaannn, I don't want to go Nut Butting with you.
by Aaron East August 19, 2012
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