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Tinker

noun--A non-professional person skilled at mechanical or electrical inventions and/or repairs.

verb--To engage in minor repairs or inventing.
John's an excellent tinker; he got my lawn-mower running in ten minutes.

John's always tinkering. His latest widget gets my mail and throws away the ads.
by Anonymus Bosch September 30, 2005
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Turd Tucker

An individual who uses his penis to tuck turds into his partners ass.
by Johnny Dogrib February 22, 2009
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Midnight Lotto Ticket

Ejaculating on a woman's back while she sleeps in your bed, so that it hardens overnight, and the only way she can remove it the next day is by scratching it off with a quarter.
This chick passed out in my bed before we could do anything, so I gave her a midnight lotto ticket.
by KRock Radio December 15, 2008
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Tiker

Tiker(s) Derogative term describing a person or people who charge hefty fees or commission for a legal fine or for a light commercial service and/or product they provide.

Person or people not willing to negotiate on their service or product fees even if they know that the fee is unfair but the person paying can not find an alternative product or service elsewhere.

To take advantage of someones finance then they are most vulnerable.

Derivative of the words 'tight' (tight ass) and 'takers' and slang word 'Piker(s)'
He's such a tiker for charging that poor old senor citizen 40 bucks just to mow the front lawn.

"can you believe those dam tikers! they still charged my credit card even though I canceled my subscription 2 months ago!"
by amen-to-that November 4, 2011
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E-ticket

A verb for something that is really cool and exciting

Originates from the ticketing system at disneyland where different tickets would be bought for different categories of rides. E-tickets being used for the best rides.
Man, that movie was E-ticket!
by Keats September 18, 2004
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pakapoo ticket

An illegible, messy piece of writing. The name of a Chinese game of lotto popular in Australia and New Zealand in the19th Century, containing 20 different Chinese Characters.
by bill kernoczy September 21, 2006
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woof ticket

you know jlo... why u selling woof tickets?
or
why you selling tickets
by john h January 21, 2004
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