Tamaitimua

The Best of The Best! Only the wisest person to ever bless Mother Earth!

Faaaarout! That guy was so Tamaitimua, I'd let that person take my house.

by Tazzzxzzza December 2, 2023

Tamagotchi

A romantic connection that is nurtured and attended to daily but only exists in your phone

“I can’t believe you’ve never met this person, and you text them every day.”

“Yeah, well, they’re just my tamagotchi

by Flabby February 19, 2024

Tamagotchi Squat

It's an Asian squat while playing games on a handheld device.

Every time I see my wife in the kitchen, she's pullin a Tamagotchi Squat.

by David from Cumming February 26, 2024

Tamago3474

A goated Youtuber, often referred to as Simi by his twitch chat.
Was a very prevalent figure in the club penguin community way back when, has recently gained popularity following his recent videos on The Impossible Quiz, a popular flash game made by Splapp-Me-Do

"Hey, have you ever watched Tamago3474 video on Captchas? it's very interesting"

by Koppykat March 7, 2024

Tama & Friends

a long-forgotten anime that 4kids thought would be a big hit. My favorite character is Momo.

Parson1: Momo from Tama & Friends is kinda hot..
Parson2: AYO WAT

by SomeRandomGuyWhoFoundThisPlace May 31, 2024

Tamale

they say I've calmed down since the last album.

Person one: "Dude, my mom made some awesome tamales."
Person Two: "TAMALE TAMALE TAMALE TAMALE TAMALE TAMALE TAMALE!!!!!!"

by fartsandwich46 March 24, 2025

Taimanin

The worst, most useless and most INCOMPETENT ninja clan ever.

The Taimanin is a union of diferent ninja clans based in Ghosa, 99% of all members being women who also have special super powers... which literally do not matter.

The Taimanin main goal is suppost to fight against demons, well guess what? They fucking SUCK at fighting then, even if they have superpowers.

Unfun fact: Ninjas in the Taimanin have a absolutely 100% chance of getting brutally beaten, captured, tortured and raped by demons and orcs. No matter how much they claim to be strong and powerfull, historia always fucking repeats thenselfs.

And yet, somehow, like a miracle deux ex machina. They never fucking die, no matter how hard you hit then, they are as tought as cockroaches.

A friendly tip: If you are a female ninja looking to join a clan, DO NOT JOIN THE TAIMANIN, IS A FUCKING RAPE DEATH TRAP!

Random woman: Um... i'm thinking about joining the Taimanin!
Normal Person: Why? Are you suicidal?
Random woman: Nah, i'm just a slut.
Normal Person: Literally is going to be better for you to find a friend with benifits...

by Fgyjt June 2, 2025