A sad fat man (mid 30s to 40s) with no chance of getting any who still goes to the club to lurk around the poles and stare at the pretty young things practising their amateur pole moves on a Saturday night.
drunk girl: why'd you pull me away from him? he was hot!!
sober friend: uhhh...no hun, he was a pole-lurker
sober friend: uhhh...no hun, he was a pole-lurker
by wooooparty June 16, 2010
Get the pole-lurkermug. A slogan written on a paddle to beat the shit of freshmen from the cult classic film “Dazed & Confused”
Clark: hold him still... give me the sole pole
*paddles freshmen*
Clark: your soles been cleansed haha
*paddles freshmen*
Clark: your soles been cleansed haha
by Fuckshitasstitsbitchcuntballs April 9, 2020
Get the Sole Polemug. Two females who have been f***** or had sexual intercourse with the same email when there are multiple males shared between the two females they become heavier pole squaws. The equivalent of an eskimo brother or a tunnel buddy or two males that have shared the same female they sometimes have daddy issues and drug problems and will usually be either ratchet or boujee
Danny: dude Lindsey and Sam have had the same dicks in them.
John: yeah man I know they are such heavy Pole squaws
John: yeah man I know they are such heavy Pole squaws
by JohntheArborist November 24, 2020
Get the pole squawmug. 1. Another word for a stripper or pole dancer that works at a gentleman's club. Sometimes used by women and/or men in this profession as a more nuanced and professional way of saying what they do for a living.
2. A term used to describe a higher breed of stripper or pole dancer that has mastered the most difficult and intricate techniques of pole dancing. These individuals are capable of performing truly amazing feats while on the pole.
2. A term used to describe a higher breed of stripper or pole dancer that has mastered the most difficult and intricate techniques of pole dancing. These individuals are capable of performing truly amazing feats while on the pole.
1. Tanisha thinks she's so fancy calling herself a pole technician. Girl, we all know you just stripping down at the Kitty Palace.
2. I have never seen anyone master those techniques as quick as Mika has! It's only a matter of time before she masters all of them and graduates to pole technician.
2. I have never seen anyone master those techniques as quick as Mika has! It's only a matter of time before she masters all of them and graduates to pole technician.
by ThatRegret October 17, 2015
Get the Pole Technicianmug. by Durtball283 April 26, 2014
Get the carpet polemug. Boy: So I checked out a lady at work today and she paid $200 entirely in $1 bills
Stepmom: Must be a pole model.
Boy: Yeah, definitely the headliner.
Stepmom: Must be a pole model.
Boy: Yeah, definitely the headliner.
by HellaGravity August 26, 2015
Get the pole modelmug. 1. Non-magnetic, highly subjective,
internal compass orientation
with interspherionic calibrations.
2. A tradional, carved vertical sculpture,
usually of potent influences,
arranged in ascending order of wig size.
3. A shaman or mystic,
of Eastern European origins.
internal compass orientation
with interspherionic calibrations.
2. A tradional, carved vertical sculpture,
usually of potent influences,
arranged in ascending order of wig size.
3. A shaman or mystic,
of Eastern European origins.
1. That guy's pole of totem
is pointed towards a pyramid,
while that other one seems to navigate
by the heavenly bodies.
2. The intricacies of detail
and overall effect, including height,
are elements to be considered
in comparing poles of totem.
3. The local pole of totem
cured my stomach ailment
with fermented cabbage.
see also: poll of totem
is pointed towards a pyramid,
while that other one seems to navigate
by the heavenly bodies.
2. The intricacies of detail
and overall effect, including height,
are elements to be considered
in comparing poles of totem.
3. The local pole of totem
cured my stomach ailment
with fermented cabbage.
see also: poll of totem
by Healing Practitioner17b July 21, 2009
Get the pole of totemmug.