Stash N Mash

The act of quickly and sloppily shoving your change along with your receipt into your wallet after making a purchase.

I was trying to look cool for the hot cashier by putting my nonchalantly throwing change and receipt into my wallet after buying some dranks at the gas station, but it turned into a Stash N Mash and the cashier just laughed at me.

by Emack44 September 25, 2010

the horizontal monster mash

sex with a chick... fucking a chick, banging a chick.. that sort of thing

omfg! Their doing the Horizontal Monster Mash on my leg!!! (WTF?)

by teh_n00berx0r June 12, 2006

Mash your mouth

If you say that again I'm going to mash your mouth

If you say that again I'm going to mash your mouth

by Valspar12 January 9, 2019

mashed potato pussy

When a white girl shaves her pussy and there is still blank ingrown hairs.

"Dude she's got that mashed potato pussy."

by dangercatxo August 16, 2017

Oakland brown-mash

Much like the cleveleand steamer, it is a scatalogical sexual act, however it utilizes the face and/or mouth, and a more soupy/malt like stool.

Dude, Sears just gave Abelkop an Oakland brown-mash--its all over everything.

by Carlos Maza November 11, 2006

Mashed Potatos and Gravy

Human seimen smothered all over female breasts.

The HO had gravy all over her Mashed Potatos when her Husband caught her with him.

by mad as hell May 31, 2004

mashed couch potatoes

Oftentimes what you'll find left behind after a tornado and a trailer park merge.

It's a simple recipe. Only 2 ingredients are needed to make mashed couch potatoes: a tornado and a trailer park

You don't even need to add the tornado, though.
Just let the trailer park attract it.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 13, 2013