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jamaican tootsie pop

When you take your friends toe and shove it in your ass and then take it back out and cut it off. Then wrap it up in paper and let chill. When you proceed to eat it it will be like a tootsie pop.
Bro I had the best damn Jamaican tootsie pop ever last night with Humey.
by ItsDonnyP July 11, 2016
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Jamaican Press Conference

The act of having a woman insert a smoking pipe, or any such instrument capable of smoking marijuana, into her vagina, and allowing a group no smaller than five people to reciprocate the contents from her vagina prior to her extracting the contents from the smoking device
Sally invited me and the folks over to partake of her weekly bud, only to find out that it was going to be a jamaican press conference; a sexual orgy followed us doing so.
by Dill_Swanson March 25, 2010
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Jamaican Tiktokerss

I don't get why all of the "commonaz" people got so mad from the last definition.
I only speak on the topics I receive..

but here are some more names of people classified as "common"

zorian, javier, zariah, imani
jayxdev(jayden), Dre, Dom(domodem),
NJ, mesari, keneil, Noel, Taneil, Mahina, Taneil.
šŸ—£: yo yk di jamaican tiktokerss dem?
šŸ—£: yeah man, di commonaz dem?
šŸ—£: yes!
by 6ixem April 9, 2023
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Jamaican Smile

A term that branched from the brainrot phrase "Balkan rage". This term, alongside things like "Japanese tip toe" have been used in brainrot videos, mostly on Tiktok. "Jamaican Smile" is used to describe a dastardly grin that can be used to signified that the user is one of those "who know".
guy 1: i heard you and Stacy are dating.

guy 2: heh, so that rumour is truly circulating! youre giving me a Jamaican Smile.
by Snorkellus November 23, 2024
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Jamaican Bobsled

The act of using toilet paper to ā€œbobsledā€ your turd into the water so it does not leave a shit stain.
Brandon-You know sometimes you gotta Jamaican Bobsled it on the toilet
Mike- WTF is that?!
Brandon- You know, when you use toilet paper to bobsled your shit into the water so it doesn’t leave a stain. Then you sing the songā€
Mike- There’s a fucking song?
Brandon- You know, from Cool Runningsā€
by Butt Fucker 3000 August 16, 2024
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A Special Jamaican Waking

When a Jamaican man breaks into your house and puts his dick on your cheek, and as you awake the man busts a nut in your mouth.
Sarah told me that yesterday she got a special Jamaican Waking.
by Gaming Hams January 19, 2017
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jamaican thirst

a phrase i made up to descibe the yearning to get drunk.
My goodness! Its been weeks since I've last gotten obliterated and I've developped the biggest Jamaican thirst!
by xocyndirellaox June 21, 2008
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