Chaim Wigs

Chaim Wigs better known as gene Simmons is a sad bald man with lots of money who hates Ace Frehley and Peter Criss but can't get enough no he can't get enough of Tommy gayer and Eric minger. His original alias was Chaim Wigs but he changed his name to gene Simmons but because he's bald his real name is Chaim wigs

KISS is a great band but it's ruined by Chaim Wigs and Bald Stanley refusing to let the spaceman and the catman back in the band

by VeryBigMuscleMan October 7, 2021

Wig

Short for 'wig out' meaning 'freak out'

1: bro check this OUT, you won't believe it, it will make you WIG
2: pssh nah, lemme see. Show me
1: *shows 2 the thing*
2: 🤯

by SmiLeyP October 1, 2022

Wig-Worthy

When someones hair-do is so fabulous it would be a must have item for anyone balding or in lust for a better mane.

Bald Man 1 ~ Have you seen that Garys Bowl Cut?

Bald Man 2 ~ Yeah i know. Ive never seen a better head of hair.
Bald Man 1 ~ I would buy that head of hair.

Bald man 2 ~ Hes so Reem. Most definitley a wig-worthy

by LongLeg November 26, 2011

snazzy wigs

Snazzy wigs, only snazzy kids can wear them, they are very stylish.
Ex: Dude 1 “hey did you see the snazzy wig that kid was wearing?”
Dude 2 “he must be a snazzy kid!”

Ex: Dude 1 “hey did you see the snazzy wig that kid was wearing?”
Dude 2 “he must be a snazzy kid!”
Dude 1 “only snazzy kids wear the snazzy wigs!”

by Lea XD June 3, 2021

B.A.T. wig

cosmetic-cranial-adaptor-device used to poorly disguise one's self in order to utterly fail at any attempt to extort another individual.

Hey, I heard you wore a B.A.T. wig to drop off some thumb drive.

by us national June 18, 2009

maidens wig

Pubes

"Gurl shave your maidens wig!"
Dad

by Rose56966 July 17, 2017

wig meat

Getting a blow job

I totally got some wig meat from your sister last night

by Studlaw June 17, 2010