A Neck Shrek is someone who feasts on glizzies like there's no tomorrow. Will literally go green while giving the vacuum-sealed, double-hand twisting Gluck Gluck 9000 with ogre strength.
"Hey bro, did you end up chillin' with that girl?"
"Yeah bro, she's a real Neck Shrek. She gobbled the glizzy and yelled, 'Get out of my swamp!'"
"Yeah bro, she's a real Neck Shrek. She gobbled the glizzy and yelled, 'Get out of my swamp!'"
by NeckShrek001 May 4, 2022
Get the Neck Shrekmug. The art of the Shrek Trap has been mastered by few. The simple, yet effective, this trick will be sure to make your friends hate you. Simply "forget" to wear deodorant one day and work hard. Make that sweat flow like a river! when it's all said and done, sneak up on one of your friends and cup your festering armpit over their unsuspecting mouth and nose, making them inhale your onion-y goodness. WARNING: PERFORM AT YOUR OWN RISK.
by The Meek Meister January 10, 2016
Get the Shrek Trapmug. by Sarah Smiles February 13, 2019
Get the Shrek Swampamug. Jerking off to Shrek
by Minkamus September 18, 2019
Get the Shrek Offmug. by Shreky April 22, 2021
Get the Shrek and Fionamug. by CompleteGarbage1337 November 1, 2019
Get the Google Shrekmug. “Hey your ass is looking nice did you groom it?”
“Yeah it took time and effort to make my ass looks like SHREKS ASS”
“Yeah it took time and effort to make my ass looks like SHREKS ASS”
by Shrek praiser January 9, 2019
Get the shreks assmug.