Brain Rot

When someone doesn't brush their teeth, gives you head, and you don't shower for a while, allowing tooth butter bacteria to expand upon the head of your peepee, giving you Balanitis.

His ass got brain rot and now his wee wee look like Freddy Krueger!

by Ifardrealfugginhard January 27, 2025

Reply Rot

Refers to degenerate bots and no life morons in YouTube comment replies spamming vile edgy word vomit directed at a YouTuber's content, family, or the comment itself to make people view their channel. These bots will often have profiles relating to offensive media, and will usually have links on their channel directing to videos made by attention seeking inbred teenagers with overgrown foreheads shitting on a deceased YouTuber/YouTuber's family member.

Random Person on YouTube: This video is awesome! I'm gonna share my thoughts in the comments so other people can tell me their thoughts!
-12 seconds later
Bot with Offensive Name and Profile: THIS GUY'S DAD IS ROTTING IN HELL BECAUSE MY CONTENT IS BETTER 😂
Random Person on YouTube: Oh great, more fucking Reply Rot. I wish YouTube would do something about this!

by some doofus I guess December 8, 2023

pond rot

When your skin starts to get red and chafe after leaving wet clothing on for too long

Friend 1: friend 2, we went swimming hours ago and you’re still wearing your bathing suit
Friend 2: yeah… so?
Friend 1: you’re gonna get pond rot!

by Abbymushrooms May 14, 2022

dick rot

The ship name of Angor Rot and Dictatious from Trollhunters.

Dick Rot is my OTP!

by heeie August 12, 2020

Brain-Rot

Media deemed to hold little artistic value and/or negatively impact those who consume it.

Guy 1: "Hey man, Sorry I couldn't come to the party, I scrolled through tik tok and forgot."
Guy 2: "What the funk man! Don't watch that, that's brain-rot!

by Axatufan June 5, 2024

National Brain Rot Day

tell your friends some brainrot memes on april 20 4/20

Friend: I wanna touch your gyatt in ohio
Other Friend: Pls be my sigma bcuz im your rizzler
Friend: dont worry its National Brain Rot Day

by CjWithBrainrot May 3, 2024

Biffins Bridge Rot Test

When a man inserts his thumb and middle finger into the vagina and anus of a woman and attempts to click his fingers. Used to determine the overall condition of a potential sexual partner’s pelvic floor.

I wasn’t sure, she was a bit old looking. But a quick biffins bridge rot test proved she was in good enough nick.

by Bob Clapperton July 2, 2023