god

1)An imaginary friend for adults who are not very social and believe that if they talk to the sky someone will listen to their sad sorrows

2)Leader of uncircumsized jews who was sacrificed for trying to get them laid

1)God is an imaginary friend to the socail retards in our society

2)According to my bible, God was an uncircummsized jew...who wanted to help his friends get laid then got nailed to the cross

by jess December 15, 2004

god

when something is unbelievably great

“yo, that shows last season was GOD compared to this season”

“my schedule this year is GOD compared to last year”

by nowwedeadroses2939 September 6, 2018

God

Something that doesn't exist

Kid: Hey! You should read the bible!
Me: Why?
Kid: It talks about God, and Jesus, an--
Me: Shut. Up.
Kid: ._.

by OMGLOLXD June 10, 2018

God

Some fake stupid ass nigga who thinks he can tell us that some gay ass nigga called Jesus is cool

God, the fuck is that nigga? Oh, that’s right, fucking gay

by Reeeeenenenejd February 20, 2019

God

Sus/Imposter
God is sus because he's always sitting in security and watching everyone through cams(even when you're naked) .

God is the imposter, God is sus sitting on cams watching us jerk off.

by Cutiepie Amish November 16, 2020

God

A clash between the set of prime numbers moving at infinity-speed and the surface area of prime numbers moving at uncountable-speed.

The two vectors meet at a diametric angle with the set of prime numbers emerging from the upper-left and the surface-AREA of the set of prime numbers emerging from the lower right.

God is the clash between the surface area of the uncountable set of prime numbers and the uncountable set of prime numbers.

It results in infinity-spinning-around-itself or God.

by fightfacilities December 25, 2020

God

Moto Moto

Yes, he likes em chunky

Moto Moto is a God, He likes em chunky.

I think Moto Moto likes you

by Thanos March 4, 2019