Textite

Textite : to use emoticons, punctuation and all capital letters when texting.

Are you mad at me? No, I WAS textited :)

He must love me, he was textiting me last night...?)

by Guy Strunk September 8, 2014

texting stupneck

Someone u text hey to however they ignore it for the whole damn day yet say hi to you out of nowhere in person

I texted Maddie a while ago but she just walked up to me and said hey 5 hours later.

Person2- dude what a texting stupneck

by 421 b May 7, 2015

textified

To be scared by threatening texts or emails etc

These people kept getting on at me via my phone and laptop I was totally textified

by Bolognese May 16, 2016

Textinct

Death from distracted texting driver💀

⚠After the collision, all of the occupants of the vehical's are now textinct.💀

by Muma Bear February 25, 2017

Textile Dysfunction

Inability to maintain lasting performance in clothing, leading to social and psychological consequences. Mizzen+Main has cured thousands of men suffering from Textile Dysfuction in their dress shirts.

Side effects may include bloated self-esteem, excessive confidence, modeling contracts, adoration, winning at everything, and a higher sense of well-being.

Hey man, looks like you've got a bad case of Textile Dysfunction. In other words, you look like shit! Have you heard of Mizzen+Main? They've got a cure!

by Money_Mike_ November 9, 2018

Textiverse

Combination of text, texts, texting texted an the universe

Can be used singularly, or plural

Holy cow once the news got out my TEXTIVERSE went nuts.

She's crazy, always putting out negative energy into my TEXTIVERSE!

by Shamza Depp March 27, 2019

Textinlove

When you text or private message someone to the point you are in an odd relationship. You never speak, you never see each other really, you occasionally sext, and you develop feelings. However, if you ever actually do see each other, it's gonna be either booty or awkward. Trust me.

Shari and Marvin fell textinlove, but when they finally met at that seedy hotel room to break the ice, the thought of even banging each other was revolting!

by Sticky AKA July 26, 2019