tampon music

A kind of music that may be used as background track, without having it stain whatever it is complementing.

the mellow songs you'd hear in some sort of an office (i.e. doctor's office) would be considered tampon music

by Anyutka September 7, 2007

tampoline

A tampon created just for use by men.

Brad: Hey, Joe, got any tampolines? It's that time of month for me.
Me: Yeah, you want bubblegum-scented giraffe print or chocolate-scented zebra print?
Brad: Definitely the bubblegum-scented giraffe print. Thanks, dude.
Me: Anytime, bro! And don't forget to buy a tampon case for those!

by adjfksf August 1, 2006

Tampon

The person in the backseat of a car who sits in the middle. Also referred to as bitch.

I call not Tampon, or;
I'll sit anywhere but tampon.

by Jeff494 October 5, 2005

Ass Tampon

A douche bag that can't get over himself. Usually very unobservant and can't stop hanging out with someone well below their age. Very easy to lie to, and very self centered.

Person #1: Fuck that guy is an Ass Tampon!

Person #2: I know, I just want to knock his lights out!

by Double You EyE Ell Ell March 8, 2010

jumbo tampoons

huge ass tampoons used as nukes whille you are camping ind Costco during a zombie invasion. Also you can stick it up your butt for pleasure

"Fuck their coming, throw the jumbo tampoons"

by thiccboota69 January 16, 2020

tampouche

1. used tampon/douche bag
2. (very faggy) little brother
3. a male who takes it in the woohoo at least once a day
4. A dumbass

My brother kenny is a tampouche.
Oh Yeah Billy is like such a tampouche cuz i gave it to him in the ass.
WTF u tampouche stop putting quarters in the dollar slot on the vending machine!

by Dick Sukker January 9, 2009

tamponjockey

someone who masterbates with a tampon.. riding the tampon

I have heard that girl is into some weird shit..People say she is a tamponjockey!

by twistdbitch420 January 19, 2010