Diaper Titties

When a female has large poorly shaped breasts that hang very low and doesn’t wear a bra or any type of support. Her breasts resemble the full saggy diaper of a child that is 2 hours overdue for a changing.

Hey Mercedes, look at that thot over there with them nasty diaper titties! Girl needs a bra, she out here looking like she breast feeds a heard of goats.

by Prince Ignorance August 31, 2018

Shitty Titties

An exclamation of shock, disgust or anger. Like "Fuck!" but a lot more original and creative.

*trousers fall down* "shitty titties, not again!"

by licky licky banana splitty September 12, 2018

Bagel titties

Titties that look like actual BAGELS

Guy: man those tiddies look like bagels
Other guy: Those are some bagel titties

by Bag ol tiddies October 21, 2018

suck titties and dip

when you get played and lead on

Damnnnn he really just suck titties and dip after yall talked for almost a month - Nelly

by lyssabich June 5, 2019

Pineapple titties

A thing of great importance, but is easily stolen. They are usually taken for revenge.

“I stole Layla’s pineapple titties!”

by AAEGH and a half April 12, 2019

micro-titties

Extremely small female tits. Differs from the flat-chest in that while a flat-chest has zero percent breast tissue (just nipples on a chest essentially), micro-titties do possess some visible breast tissue, but a very insufficient one.

No man, Madison is not flat chested, her clothes just hide her micro-titties.

by Pic889 September 7, 2019

road titties

Road Titties, are dome shaped objects that are used as physical road markers, used to manage HOV lanes without damaging vehicle paint; as well as to aggressively discourage changing lanes at an accelerated speed.

if you change lanes now, these road titties will demolish your suspension!

by ChameleonicX October 11, 2019