shrek bae

shrek bae is when you have a really ugly boyfriend or girlfriend. you might use this phrase to describe your best friends new man or girl.

" ugh i really don't like Shirleys new boyfriend, he's a real shrek bae"

by your #1 helper May 12, 2018

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Shrek Wes

• taken
• hot

• pull god

• mistaken for actually god

Did you see him. He’s definitely a shrek wes.

by shrekwes420 March 10, 2019

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The art of the Shrek Trap has been mastered by few. The simple, yet effective, this trick will be sure to make your friends hate you. Simply "forget" to wear deodorant one day and work hard. Make that sweat flow like a river! when it's all said and done, sneak up on one of your friends and cup your festering armpit over their unsuspecting mouth and nose, making them inhale your onion-y goodness. WARNING: PERFORM AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Person 1: Man, Brian Shrek Trapped me last night.
Person 2: That's just nasty.

by The Meek Meister January 10, 2016

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Shrek and Fiona

Mythical creatures

Shrek and Fiona are the world hottest couple 6 years running

by Shreky April 22, 2021

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Google Shrek

What doesn't Google Shrek mean?

Everyday I pray to Google Shrek, thanking him for the life I've been given

by CompleteGarbage1337 November 1, 2019

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Shrek ritual

The shrek ritual is usually called Shrek is Love Shrek is Life. You may or may have not been warned about this. It’s deadly to some individuals. Welp. Idk what to say anymore. Just don’t do it

Police: u hear that
Person: ya
Police: some one did the shrek ritual

by BillyBobJoeMama October 28, 2019

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