A rather horrific bout of diarrhea will sometimes - rarely, but sometimes - result in your very own week-long discovery channel special. However, unlike the other special on Discovery Channel, NOBODY WANTS TO FILM IT!
Mike: "Just got back from a trip to Cabo."
Ike: "Awesome, how was it?"
Mike: "Great... Until I drank the water. I'm now hosting my own personal discovery channel special."
Ike: "What?!"
Mike: "SHART WEEK, my friend. Shart week."
Ike: "Why are telling me this... while sitting on my couch?!"
Synonyms:
Shits, squirts, diarrhea, craps, turds
Ike: "Awesome, how was it?"
Mike: "Great... Until I drank the water. I'm now hosting my own personal discovery channel special."
Ike: "What?!"
Mike: "SHART WEEK, my friend. Shart week."
Ike: "Why are telling me this... while sitting on my couch?!"
Synonyms:
Shits, squirts, diarrhea, craps, turds
by Ungoliantschilde June 21, 2012
A small, unintended mistake that occurs when someone shares a file too quickly;
When you thought shared the right file with someone, but then you realized that you sent shit you didn't mean to (shart = blend of "shit" and "fart")
When you thought shared the right file with someone, but then you realized that you sent shit you didn't mean to (shart = blend of "shit" and "fart")
by SSTY March 28, 2017
The act of exerting additional force while sharting, to yield maximum discharge quantity of fecal matter.
by Buttcrust Bobby March 01, 2019
To release enough hot fart gas in one movement from your anus hole that that it smells like you have shit your pants, and in being hot the fart rises straight up to head height for maximum effect.
I was grocery shopping today and let out a fart in the deli isle that brought a tear to my eye. I had to move leaving a shart cloud behind as to not draw attention to myself. It smelt like I had shit myself.
by Racko001 December 12, 2016
During a basketball game, the act of farting in an attempt to disrupt the shooter at the free throw line.
While I was at the State basketball tournament, I made some foul sharts in the 4th quarter so that my son's team would win their game.
by Bilbro_Swaggins June 27, 2015
by That damn fool December 18, 2019
"Sharon was at my party once and started Reggae Sharting."
"Tony did a mmmaaadd Reggae Shart."
"I was out on a boat once and we had a spliff...we totally had to do a Reggae Shart."
"Tony did a mmmaaadd Reggae Shart."
"I was out on a boat once and we had a spliff...we totally had to do a Reggae Shart."
by Shnigs April 04, 2018