The ranch

When you are finally reaching the level of drunk to almost blackout

This is my 36th beer I’m getting close to the ranch

by gabemay4 January 6, 2022

ram ranch

a very cool song written by Grant MacDonald. He sings about a ranch, Ram Ranch, where 18 cowboys fucks eachother.

18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big, hard, throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked!
18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked!
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks!
Ram Ranch really rocks!

Ram Ranch rocks!

by maatmaat March 21, 2022

Russell Ranch

A little cob house located in the Mojave Desert, which is also home to the souls of the Kings and Evans Familia.

Russell Ranch, located in the Mojave Desert, is my favorite place to be!

by yostuuuuuuuuupide grannie nati January 12, 2020

Ranch

Rancid + ratchet

That’s so ranch of him.

by CrimBrulee October 16, 2022

National Ranch Day

April 20th is the day where you get some friends and you all--as a symbolic gesture of your unity and friendship--drink a bottle of ranch together.

Person 1: Happy National Ranch Day!
Person 2: You too! Time for some ranch!!!
Person 3: Ranch up!

by Benardo Fernardo May 27, 2018

Ranch it down

The act of using an immense amount of ranch to make your food taste better and/or less spicy.

"Damn baby your chicken is too spicy, maybe you should ranch it down."

by hungryhippos May 31, 2015

Ham Ranch

A group of nerds.

Look at that ham ranch over there LOL!

by Litboi November 12, 2020